
My Archrival Became Emperor and Won't Stop Flirting with Me!
死对头当皇帝后总是勾引我!
by Twenty-Two Stars (二十二星)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 245k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5d ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
[Tyrannical ghost emperor, resentful husband top × head-bobbing, warm-hearted, cute and tsundere bottom]
Lou Qingxu transmigrated into an ancient novel as a disposable NPC. All he had to do was follow the script to earn a high salary, so life was pretty sweet.
The only imperfection was that he had a sworn enemy.
Even worse, one day, after accidentally getting drunk, he kissed his sworn enemy and ended up in bed with him.
Lou Qingxu looked at the marks all over his body, then at the culprit lying beside him. “?”
He threw off the covers and tried to run, only for his sworn enemy to grab him around the waist and pull him back into bed.
The man held him beneath his body, using a tender voice to brainwash him over and over:
“Baby, this is just how sworn enemies are.”
“This is nothing unusual. It’s the most normal way for sworn enemies to get along. You liked it last night, didn’t you?”
“If you’re not used to it, we can do it a few more times until you are. Be good.”
“…”
-
Lou Qingxu still chose to run away.
He fled to a remote place, thinking it would be a good place to hide, only to hear that the newly enthroned tyrant emperor was handling official business nearby.
Rumor had it that the tyrant emperor was cruel and ruthless, and had killed countless people. Even the crows on Nanshan fled at the sight of him.
Thinking it best not to invite trouble, Lou Qingxu decided to keep out of sight for the next few days. But the following morning, the rice jar at home was empty. He thought about it and figured he could surely go out once without running into the legendary tyrant emperor.
As luck would have it, the moment he stepped outside, he ran straight into him.
Except it wasn’t the emperor he ran into, but his sworn enemy, dressed in the emperor’s exclusive golden dragon robe.
“…?”
Still dazed from colliding with the man’s hard chest, Lou Qingxu staggered back, but his sworn enemy beat him to it.
The man advanced on him with a falsely genial smile. At the same time, Lou Qingxu heard someone nearby address him as “Your Majesty.”
Y-Your Majesty?
“…?!”
Help! What do I do when my sworn enemy suddenly turns out to be the tyrant emperor?!
-
Kou Yu had finally coaxed the little wife he’d raised himself into bed, step by step, only for his wife to insist they were sworn enemies. But it was all right. It was his fault for not teaching him properly, and he had plenty of time to keep trying.
But the good times didn’t last. One evening, after waiting a long time, he still couldn’t get his wife to come home.
Some wild man had talked him into leaving.
He hadn’t even left him a single thought to hold on to.
Kou Yu went mad searching the entire capital. He was ready to turn heaven and earth upside down before he finally found him.
On the day they reunited, he waited at the door himself, wearing his imperial robes. He discovered that the other man had lost so much weight, and even his scent had become unfamiliar. It no longer carried any trace of him. Worse still, when his wife saw him, he tried to run.
How could he run?
They were destined to be husband and wife, not sworn enemies. Why would he run?
Thinking of all the people who had seen his wife’s face and heard his wife’s voice over the past few days, Kou Yu clenched his teeth, veins bulging at his temples.
Everyone was too frightened to go near him. No one expected the notoriously overbearing tyrant emperor to carry a strange man into the imperial palace with his own hands.
The news spread, and the entire capital erupted.
· Kou Yu (top) × Lou Qingxu (bottom)
· Both are each other’s first, happy ending, one-on-one!
Let me recommend my upcoming novel!
"The Silly Little Nurse Keeps Missing Her Shots"
Sharp-tongued, even sharper, cool college hunk × adorable, handsome-man-loving little nurse
Synopsis:
Wen Dao is a nurse whose skills leave a lot to be desired. He always gets nervous when giving people injections, especially when the patient is a handsome guy, since he’s a total sucker for good looks.
To avoid losing his bonus, Wen Dao prays before every shot.
One time, he was sent to help out at the university next door, drawing blood from new students during their physical exams. After praying earnestly, he managed to draw blood from dozens of arms in a row without missing the vein. He felt great and thought he was in the clear, until a handsome guy with blue hair appeared in front of him.
Wen Dao wiped away a nosebleed, and his hand immediately started shaking.
After a few tries, he missed the vein several times. Wen Dao’s face turned red with anxiety. He’d embarrassed himself in front of the handsome guy and lost his bonus, too.
The little nurse Wen Dao: Waaah.
-
During the start-of-term physical exam, Liang Jinyue ran into a fair-skinned, soft-looking little nurse who smelled wonderful.
Unfortunately, the nurse’s technique was so bad that he bruised Liang Jinyue’s arm without drawing a single drop of blood.
Before Liang Jinyue could say anything, the little nurse in front of him was already red-eyed and on the verge of tears. Liang Jinyue didn’t know whether to pull his arm away or leave it there, and eventually returned to class with an arm full of needle marks.
After class, he went to the infirmary to buy a bandage, only to run into the “culprit,” who seemed to blush and say something about his “rock-hard abs.”
Liang Jinyue took a deep breath, savoring the little nurse’s sweet scent.
That night, he dreamed a wet dream about the little nurse riding his abs.
In the dream, the little nurse wore a pink-and-white uniform, white gloves, and pink thigh garters. His chest was exposed, and his voice was soft and sweet.
-
Liang Jinyue realized he’d fallen in love at first sight with the little nurse who’d filled his arm with needle marks.
It was his first time liking someone, and he had no experience. He gave him flowers, perfume, and chocolate by the armful. He even offered his own arm, inviting the little nurse to stick him wherever he liked.
But the little nurse didn’t seem to like him. Whenever they ran into each other, he kept his distance.
Yet he smiled at other guys and even accepted gifts from them.
The jealousy was too much. Liang Jinyue’s veins bulged as he cornered the little nurse against a wall, wanting to ask what those other men had that he didn’t.
But then the little nurse touched his hair, pulled his head against his fragrant chest, and said in a soft, sweet voice, full of hurt:
“Sorry. Did I make you angry again?”
Liang Jinyue: [Nosebleed everywhere./jpg]
* Both are each other’s first, one-on-one, top pursues the bottom. A sweet romance!
Theme: Stay positive and keep moving forward.
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So, was the person who interacted with the seme before the uke (the original owner of the body) or the uke himself?
The tonic scared us little rascals (not really).
Yu: He's so cute Xu: He provoked me [Noob][Noob][Noob]
Oh! A damp male ghost (🐶)
Oh no, why is the next chapter locked?! [Scared]
I've been a bit busy three times. Here I am! [Let me see...]
When will Xiaoxu finally get it? [Let me see]
Why is this Da Lüjiang River locked up again?
Did the cat get hurt on its own?
Oh no, I was so busy yesterday I forgot 😭 Belated Mid-Autumn Festival greetings, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Star!