Vanity Fair Version:
I love singing, I love free diving, and I love plucking feathers and scraping scales.
I love the Forbidden Forest, I love the Mirror Lake, and I love Severus's bed most of all.
The magical outburst wasn't something she wanted, and transmigrating was pure accident.
The author's own dear mother likes to call her Susu, because she's a Mary Sue.
The little lily becomes a roadside flower, and the big black dog gets upgraded to a top-tier male lead.
She looks very "inhuman," but is absolutely devoted to him.
There's no need to worry about someone stealing Severus away. Severus is the only one worried she'll stray.
Her name is Tila Siren, the only sea siren in this alternate Harry Potter world.
"Severus, I'm drowning in jealousy!"
An Introduction to Romance, specially designed for Severus Snape. It's definitely an "O"!
Thanks to the wonderful friend who helped me polish the blurb above XD. Here's the classical-style blurb she wrote for me:
[Ask the world, what is "Sue"? Three feet of dark silk, untouched by dust, supreme above all.
If your cultivation is shallow, step aside. Wild lilies need not dream of spring.
Handsome as a jade tree, I see no appeal. When a black dog blocks my path, I take it as training against a monster.
A beauty who brings disaster is not fated to die young. My unwavering devotion is only for you.
My wife will never stray. If I climb the wall, I'll shatter his heart into a million pieces.
My blood is one of a kind, and my road to love is long and winding. My name is Tila Siren, and I represent the sea sirens.
Severus, don't go! Wait for me~~~] This is so good!
This is an unbelievably peaceful Harry Potter world, and an ordinary story so bland it's almost unimaginable, because the author kicked into gear an overpowered golden finger and sent every obstacle on the road to love flying.
So I calmly chose "Alternate Universe" for the genre = = Ahem... The author's heart is fragile and can't take a squeeze. So please pay attention, dear readers: this story is an alternate universe! Don't take it too seriously =v=
Also, someone made a group for this story. It's as cold as a Siberian igloo right now QVQ. Group number: 49262082 [All cleaned up and waiting for you =3=]
P.S. A warning before you jump in: anything can happen! If your mind and body suffer any degree of harm after you jump in, I take no responsibility ~=V= Finally, I guarantee this story has a happy ending, no doubt about it! And there's absolutely no chance it will be abandoned = =+
Attention!! This little pomegranate is now in the final, life-or-death stretch of preparing for graduate school entrance exams QAQ. I'm so busy I can barely keep going □ and can't pull myself away... TAT Even though it's only the first semester of senior year, I'm swamped. My body is asleep, but my soul is still worrying about my major assignments OTZ. I won't be able to update for quite a while TAT. Please forgive me, dear readers... I'll be back >A
. I don't know what to say. It took more than twenty chapters without a confession. The author also promised not to give up the trap many times, saying that he would confess in two chapters and then disappear. It's really confusing... It makes people tired after watching it.
Author, can you come back and fill this hole? My heart was beating very fast when I saw this previous confession, and suddenly I found out that you have filled it in. Mani is irresponsible, right?
Haha, next time you'd better finish it in one go. It's been so many years xo
Damn, I promised that I would never give up! ! ! It's been more than two years. Are you being fooled? Why don't you give me a response?
I almost choked to death when I saw it in one breath! ! Why are there such awkward people? ! ! I want to punch someone! ! Confession, sweetness! ! Rolling around like a coquettish girl…
More updates, why not more updates?
Depressed, JJ brushed off my comments. . . %>_<%
Damn, where have you been? I'm finally back. . .
There are too many flaws. . .
1. What is this guy worried about? Severus opened his mouth, and finally sat on the fine sand and hugged her with his arms stiffened, frowning and said: "Why should I drive you away? You are the best raw material for stew." His expression looked very evil, as if he was saying "What kind of idiot question is this? Isn't this a matter of course? As for the fat duck next to your mouth, I can still let you fly. Although you have wings, is it better to braise in braised pork or salt and pepper?".
2. The moment the sound sounded, Lupine quickly turned around and looked at the place where the two were hiding. Tira dived into the lake without saying a word. Where could there be the fat and fleshy figure of the siren on the flat mirror-like lake?
3. The identity of the sea cucumber needs to be kept absolutely confidential, otherwise it will be difficult to survive safely. The sea cucumber is covered with the fattest stew ingredients. No matter how powerful she is, she cannot resist the joint attack of more than a dozen special chefs.
4. What would Sif think of her, jumping over the wall with a cup of Buddha? It's covered in white flowers. It's so greasy and so nutritious that just one sip can instantly clog blood vessels all over your body. What's the favorite ingredient for people in the dark cooking industry? Then tell her they can't live together anymore, cut her up and throw her into the crucible? No, no, Sif wouldn't do that.
5. The fish tail swung, and the lake water was lifted up by her. The lake tilted and stood upside down following her movements. Tila quickly broke through the waves, like a vicious dog that had not eaten for several days and saw the plump mushroom meat buns. She rushed out of the water fiercely, and then, stunned The one, two, three, four people standing by the lake were caught off guard and their faces were covered with water plants and Tila's bath water. Tila took a deep breath with determination and a little timidity, and revealed her teeth, which were white and stained with wakame residue, and smiled happily at the four people. The wings of the wet vegetable blades spread out wildly, blocking out the sky and shining with cold light. Tira's pointed ears looked cute and delicious. Her eyes crossed Lupine and Sirius and fell on Severus at the back. She spoke, and the melody was like a gurgling spring flowing: "Sev..." Her expression looked like she was about to laugh.
6. Little did Tyra know that the person in front of her was already in a state of trance. From her perspective, it was Sif who was staring at her blankly, then stretched out his hand to touch her pointed ears, and rubbed them gently at the tips of the ears. Then he touched her face along the ears, then slid down her face and down her neck, and finally lingered on her plump chest. . .
7. And when did he stretch out his hand? Unconsciously... Severus was shocked. Just as he was about to retract his hand, he saw Tira reaching out to hold it. Her eyes were filled with tears at some point, as if they were about to fall at any time, "This is my first time, Severus, please be gentle...".
8. Sirius's eyes showed more resentment. Lupine was very strong and pulled him away. Sirius couldn't get away no matter how hard he tried, "What are you doing?! Why is it that I am the one you drag and crotch in the grass every time?" ! Unfair! !" Lu Ping sighed calmly: "It was us..." And then said with a smile as if he didn't hear anything, "Don't worry, the road I chose is safe, no matter how hard you try, you won't attract anyone."
9. The long-awaited voice of destroying heaven and earth came out of the Forbidden Forest, which had been silent for a long time. At that moment, all the magical creatures with ears in the forest covered their ears in pain and looked towards Jinghu Lake with resentment. Severus looked at the Siren Tira who was sitting sideways on the boulder by the lake, looking up and humming, and the corners of his lips twitched slightly. A branch of mistletoe quietly emerged from behind, and it squeaked in tune with the rhythm of Tira's peak in a place they didn't notice. . .
The sewer mermaid appears. The incomparably beautiful Tila~~~The wings made of blades, the tail made of salted fish, and Hagrid's long curly hair like a beard, all of these are God's most biased favor
[Hunter X Hunter] Born at Dawn, Dead by Dusk
[Nico Singer] Twin Blossoms
[Starry☆Sky] Till Death Do Us Part
[Original] Peach Blossom Calamity
[Hunter X Hunter] An Antenna Stuck in a Lump of Fat
[Starry☆Sky] Acute Carbonation Poisoning
[Bleach] Sir, Give Me a Smile!
[Hunter X Hunter] Searching for Li Si
[Prince of Tennis] Transmigrating into Liulian
[Prince of Tennis] Transmigrating as Liulian
[Hunter X Hunter] Illness
. I don't know what to say. It took more than twenty chapters without a confession. The author also promised not to give up the trap many times, saying that he would confess in two chapters and then disappear. It's really confusing... It makes people tired after watching it.
Author, can you come back and fill this hole? My heart was beating very fast when I saw this previous confession, and suddenly I found out that you have filled it in. Mani is irresponsible, right?
Haha, next time you'd better finish it in one go. It's been so many years xo
Damn, I promised that I would never give up! ! ! It's been more than two years. Are you being fooled? Why don't you give me a response?
I almost choked to death when I saw it in one breath! ! Why are there such awkward people? ! ! I want to punch someone! ! Confession, sweetness! ! Rolling around like a coquettish girl…
More updates, why not more updates?
Depressed, JJ brushed off my comments. . . %>_<% Damn, where have you been? I'm finally back. . .
There are too many flaws. . . 1. What is this guy worried about? Severus opened his mouth, and finally sat on the fine sand and hugged her with his arms stiffened, frowning and said: "Why should I drive you away? You are the best raw material for stew." His expression looked very evil, as if he was saying "What kind of idiot question is this? Isn't this a matter of course? As for the fat duck next to your mouth, I can still let you fly. Although you have wings, is it better to braise in braised pork or salt and pepper?". 2. The moment the sound sounded, Lupine quickly turned around and looked at the place where the two were hiding. Tira dived into the lake without saying a word. Where could there be the fat and fleshy figure of the siren on the flat mirror-like lake? 3. The identity of the sea cucumber needs to be kept absolutely confidential, otherwise it will be difficult to survive safely. The sea cucumber is covered with the fattest stew ingredients. No matter how powerful she is, she cannot resist the joint attack of more than a dozen special chefs. 4. What would Sif think of her, jumping over the wall with a cup of Buddha? It's covered in white flowers. It's so greasy and so nutritious that just one sip can instantly clog blood vessels all over your body. What's the favorite ingredient for people in the dark cooking industry? Then tell her they can't live together anymore, cut her up and throw her into the crucible? No, no, Sif wouldn't do that. 5. The fish tail swung, and the lake water was lifted up by her. The lake tilted and stood upside down following her movements. Tila quickly broke through the waves, like a vicious dog that had not eaten for several days and saw the plump mushroom meat buns. She rushed out of the water fiercely, and then, stunned The one, two, three, four people standing by the lake were caught off guard and their faces were covered with water plants and Tila's bath water. Tila took a deep breath with determination and a little timidity, and revealed her teeth, which were white and stained with wakame residue, and smiled happily at the four people. The wings of the wet vegetable blades spread out wildly, blocking out the sky and shining with cold light. Tira's pointed ears looked cute and delicious. Her eyes crossed Lupine and Sirius and fell on Severus at the back. She spoke, and the melody was like a gurgling spring flowing: "Sev..." Her expression looked like she was about to laugh. 6. Little did Tyra know that the person in front of her was already in a state of trance. From her perspective, it was Sif who was staring at her blankly, then stretched out his hand to touch her pointed ears, and rubbed them gently at the tips of the ears. Then he touched her face along the ears, then slid down her face and down her neck, and finally lingered on her plump chest. . . 7. And when did he stretch out his hand? Unconsciously... Severus was shocked. Just as he was about to retract his hand, he saw Tira reaching out to hold it. Her eyes were filled with tears at some point, as if they were about to fall at any time, "This is my first time, Severus, please be gentle...". 8. Sirius's eyes showed more resentment. Lupine was very strong and pulled him away. Sirius couldn't get away no matter how hard he tried, "What are you doing?! Why is it that I am the one you drag and crotch in the grass every time?" ! Unfair! !" Lu Ping sighed calmly: "It was us..." And then said with a smile as if he didn't hear anything, "Don't worry, the road I chose is safe, no matter how hard you try, you won't attract anyone." 9. The long-awaited voice of destroying heaven and earth came out of the Forbidden Forest, which had been silent for a long time. At that moment, all the magical creatures with ears in the forest covered their ears in pain and looked towards Jinghu Lake with resentment. Severus looked at the Siren Tira who was sitting sideways on the boulder by the lake, looking up and humming, and the corners of his lips twitched slightly. A branch of mistletoe quietly emerged from behind, and it squeaked in tune with the rhythm of Tira's peak in a place they didn't notice. . .
The sewer mermaid appears. The incomparably beautiful Tila~~~The wings made of blades, the tail made of salted fish, and Hagrid's long curly hair like a beard, all of these are God's most biased favor
Damn, you are back. I thought you gave up