Did I Get It Wrong? Both Palace Twins Are My Boyfriends

[IF Route for "Blind Box Spoilers: Oikawa Tooru Is My Future Son-in-Law"]

My name is Shijo Rina. I'm 16 years old, a second-year student at Rakuzan High School, vice president of the student council, and a part-time manga artist.

Before the new school year began, a blind box System showed up at my door.

It has all kinds of features. You can get items by checking in, use its ten calendar functions, access a library of 300 games, get health reminders, share it with five selected people through sub-Systems, chat on forums, watch videos, read novels and manga, and even get blind boxes by submitting reviews.

They say the blind box items come from three thousand worlds and one million million different categories.

But what I never expected was for the System to automatically link me with my cousins, Yushi, Ken'ya, Akashi, and people named Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Ojiro Aran, Suna Rintaro, Kita Shinsuke, Oikawa Tooru, and Ushijima Wakatoshi.

My cousins, Yushi, Ken'ya, and Akashi are one thing. After all, they're family, a childhood friend, or a friend. But what is with the labels on the others? (Boyfriend, father of my future child), (a friend trusted like family, my future child's uncle, my future child's second father, my future child's father, boyfriend), friend, my future child's boyfriend, and cousin-in-law?

I've had plenty of people confess to me over the years, but I've never had a boyfriend! I don't even have anyone I like. Now the System has assigned me two boyfriends. Isn't that ridiculous?

Even after the System explained that the links were accidental, and compensated me with 20 extra sub-Systems, two additional features, two regular blind boxes, and one special blind box, this is still absurd!

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My name is Miya Atsumu, setter for Inarizaki. A day ago, a System calling itself Blind Box came to me. It said the links were accidental, and that it had bound me, Osamu, Suna, Kita-senpai, and some other people.

The main System belongs to someone called Shijo Rina.

I figured it would be fine as long as it wasn't dangerous or interfered with my volleyball. But what the heck? Aren't those labels completely outrageous?

Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Father of a future child? You've got to be kidding me!

And Osamu's labels: boyfriend, father of a future child, uncle, and second father? What the heck is that? It's outrageous too.

More importantly, why does Osamu have two more labels than I do?!

Sixteen-year-old Miya Atsumu felt like he was bearing the weight of a lifetime's weariness far beyond his years.

That Oikawa Tooru, who's a year older than me, is my son-in-law??!!

This has to be a joke!

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