
I'll Just Sit Back and Watch You Act!
我就静静看你演!
by Sweet Loser (输甜)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 253k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- English
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Synopsis
Blurb:
A car accident leaves bankrupt second-generation heir Song Shunian with nowhere to turn. He thinks of his rich ex-boyfriend, whom he dumped years ago, but their breakup was so ugly that he doesn't have the nerve to go crawling back.
The little con artist has a flash of inspiration: he'll pretend to have amnesia.
In his hospital bed, he clutches his ex, now a three-time Best Actor, and says pitifully, "Honey, I don't know a single person here. Why did it take you so long to come get me?"
It's just a matter of outacting an award-winning actor! The con artist isn't worried in the least.
Fu Zheng is on set when he gets a call from the hospital: his boyfriend was in a car accident, and he needs to come pick him up.
He's only ever had one boyfriend.
At twenty-three, he fell for him head over heels, only to be cheated out of his money, his body, and his heart.
Looking at the pale face on the hospital bed, Fu Zheng replies coldly, "Come get you? I'm here to send you to your grave!"
Five years have passed, and the little con artist actually dares to come looking for him again!
And now he's pretending to have amnesia. Fu Zheng curls his lips into a smile. Since the idiot has delivered himself right to his door, he can hardly blame Fu Zheng for twisting him every which way and taking his revenge!
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But in reality...
Song Shunian joins a talent competition, and a certain actor buys a house so he can stay by his side.
Song Shunian wants to act in movies, and a certain actor calls in favors to get him roles.
Song Shunian wades through the entertainment industry's murky waters, and a certain actor protects him, cheers him on, and has his back.
One pretends to have amnesia and makes a fortune, enjoying every minute of it. The other knows the truth but indulges him without limits. They're both putting on an act, each for the other's sake.
Whatever happened to revenge? To twisting him every which way? To tearing him limb from limb?
A friend in the industry asks, "He cheated you out of everything you had back then. Are you still completely hung up on him?"
The great actor, whose aloof persona never cracks, curls his lips. "There are so many rich people out there. He cheats no one but me. He must still love me!"
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The ultimate fake-amnesia act:
He's forgotten the whole world, but not his ex's bank card PIN, and certainly not how to spend his money.
Song Shunian meant to fake amnesia and get a seat at the table, but his ex-boyfriend commits to the act right along with him and even takes him to the marriage registration office.
With their little red marriage certificate almost in hand, the husband he pretended to have is about to become real. Is it still in time to come clean?
The actor: It's been too late for ages!
[Cool, reserved, devoted actor top who loves to grovel x scheming, flirtatious beauty bottom]
Reader's guide:
1. An alternate-universe entertainment-industry story. All characters are fictional and not based on real people. Please don't draw comparisons.
2. The talent competition section features fictional characters and original plotlines.
3. Both are each other's first and only love.
4. Hope you enjoy reading ⌯ᵔᗜᵔ⌯ಣ
Theme: Those who never forget will eventually hear an answer
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It was quite good, but a bit of a shame. Earlier, I mentioned a drama with two male leads, and I thought they would star in that one. The ending felt rushed, and many things weren't explained clearly, like Qin's ending. To be honest, I feel like it could have been written tens of thousands more words. Hopefully, there will be some epilogues later.
I agree with the comment above... Seeing this is really disgusting. It's not that it has to be clean, but this description feels like there's no struggle, just complete submission. No matter how you look at it, this part is just... It doesn't express what you wanted to say. It feels like reluctance without resistance, clearly wanting to be filial but with conflicting inner thoughts...
That's hilarious! 🎆 "To Him" - please point out a bug to the author! Lead to
It's really inappropriate for children to eat things containing alcohol.
A super sweet novel
Just looking at this, you can't even say the person who was attacked wasn't a good person; they were just bad, with questionable character.
When do you usually update?
The author writes very well! I love reading it, please update soon! 🥰
He suffered a lot abroad 😭
"If I bow down to evil forces, I'm a dog." "I'm guessing what breed of dog you like" 😂