You're a hard-working little underground idol,
though it doesn't do much good, since nobody wants to come to your meet-and-greet.
You're about to starve...
Then a voice suddenly rang out:
[Do you want to become an idol everyone loves?]
[You're just one step away from your dream.]
Your dream has nothing to do with it. You're *chugging down the Northwest wind*, and the only thing you're one step away from is starving to death. You shout:
Yes I do!
So the System shoves you into all sorts of roles, making you a glorious intern.
Internship: [How to Make Others Like You]
*
Tokyo Jujutsu High
The Six Eyes heir suddenly noticed that his best friend had recently become obsessed with maid cafes.
But when he teased his friend mercilessly about it, the friend replied, "You don't understand. She's different from everyone else."
With the intention of playing a prank, the Six Eyes boy secretly followed his friend to the maid cafe.
Wow! She smells so nice! She doesn't have any cursed energy at all. Could she have a Heavenly Restriction?
Wow! She called me Master! She wants to come home with me!
Wow! They even offer hugging and photo services?! She feels like a soft, squishy doll when I hold her. So cute~
You, red as a tomato, pinning your skirt down with one hand and sitting stiffly on the customer's lap while making a peace sign: T-too enthusiastic. It's scary, qwq.
*
A timid boy who had watched his childhood friend die horribly and been cast out by his parents because those close to him suffered misfortune lived alone in a tiny studio apartment.
One day, someone knocked on his door. A beautiful, gentle girl stood outside, her smile bright enough to illuminate the dark, cluttered hallway.
"Excuse me, are you Yuta Okkotsu? Your parents specially hired me to accompany and assist you. It's nice to meet you~"
Liar.
His parents would never hire someone like her.
But those monsters seemed unable to see her, and Rika couldn't see her either...
She wouldn't get hurt.
She patiently treated his wounds and looked at him with concern.
She cooked incredibly delicious meals, gently held him when he had nightmares, and decorated their home with flowers.
But where did the flowers come from?
*
Even though 83 Tiger was already half checked-out and half dead,
he still couldn't leave a poor, helpless little girl whose parents had been killed by curses to fend for herself.
He'd find her a suitable foster family...
Wait, why is this kid following me again? How did she find me?
No, why has she turned into a filthy stray kitten again??
"What is it you want?"
The little girl swallowed.
"I-I want you to like me, just a little. Just a little is enough. Please don't send me away..."
At last, your long internship was over, and you were now very confident that you could become an excellent underground idol!
You finally had fans of your own, too. But why did they all love sending you private messages so much???
And they all wanted to do romance fan service with you...
The messages crossed way too many boundaries and seemed to come from people who knew you incredibly well. They made you very uneasy.
And the familiar faces at your meet-and-greets finally made your heart sink for good.
At that moment, you were terrified.
P.S.
1. A full-blown eruption of vulgar kinks.
2. The blurb may be changed, but probably not by much.
3. Likely to be a short story.
2026.8.15
Theme: Love must be built on healthy relationships