
I See That the Immortal Venerable Is Quite Ill
我见仙尊多有病
by South of the Old City (旧城南)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
He sealed his sworn enemy, a virgin man, inside an over-the-top harem fanfic he'd made up. Then, after forcibly marrying the virgin's "wife," he got thoroughly screwed!
Both Reborn | Fated Enemies | Domination and Possession | Mutual Dubcon | Sealed Inside a Harem Fanfic | Enemies-to-Lovers
A peerless genius, publicly said to have mastered the ruthless path through fierce cultivation, Chen Yan was actually the Six Realms' enforcer, wielding the power of life and death across the Four Seas, and practicing the techniques of the Hehuan Sect. But he'd reached a level where he needed a Dao companion. Shameless as ever, Chen Yan decided to go on strike, sleep through it, and give the various realms the finger.
The Six Realms: "What? The Demon Lord is still out there fighting and killing!"
The current Demon Lord, once a famous figure on every orthodox ranking list and the greatest warrior in the martial world, was an undisputed genius of the ruthless path. Rumor had it that Mu Yuan could master swordsmanship, spiritual power, talismans, and just about anything else with a mere flick of his fingers, making all the immortal sects jealous. That was why he had supposedly abandoned the world's foremost sect and founded his own demonic path. The try-hard Chen Yan had disliked him for a long time because of those rumors.
When Chen Yan woke, he heard that the righteous and demonic paths were locked in a bitter conflict. Already in a foul mood, he flew into a rage, led the righteous side in a massacre all the way to the Demon Realm, and used every bit of his strength to seal Mu Yuan inside the boring fanfic he'd written. It was just like the world around them, except that everyone in it was crazy.
But the righteous side looked as if Chen Yan had stolen their beloved...
The sect master of the world's foremost sect fell to his knees and wept. "My Yuan'er! Weren't you just going to teach him a lesson? How did you make him disappear?!"
The current greatest warrior of the righteous world, some Immortal Venerable, threatened him with a sword. "Let him out. He'd already agreed to take me as his disciple!"
The immortal sects all wailed in despair.
Chen Yan: "...???"
In the end, just as expected, he was betrayed. The righteous side reported him to Heaven, and he was punished by a heavenly tribulation.
Well, that worked out. On the first day after getting out, the demon wiped out the righteous side and unified the world.
That day, when the aloof, ethereal figure in white stepped into his sight once more and silently lifted Chen Yan's chin with his sword, Chen Yan turned his head away, disdain filling his eyes.
"Lord Demon, have you got your clothes mixed up? What, did those righteous curs regret it?"
Mu Yuan said nothing. He simply put away his sword, slowly crouched down, and gently wiped the dirt from Chen Yan's face with his cool, refined sleeve. Then he forced a pill into Chen Yan's mouth.
"They've been very obedient."
Chen Yan: "???"
Under the pill's forceful effects, Chen Yan fell gravely ill. Afterward, he transformed from a career-obsessed man into a love-struck fool, clinging to Mu Yuan every day, acting spoiled and calculating, and trying to be his sunshine. In short, he became a lovesick puppy.
After turning into an idiot and falling deeply in love, Chen Yan used every bit of his strength and every trick he could think of to please Mu Yuan. Only in the end did he discover that Mu Yuan's "charity" had all been meant to keep him healthy as a medicinal ingredient for his prospective Immortal Venerable disciple!
But by then, Chen Yan had been sick for a long time after the heavenly tribulation...
In the end, he was fed a parasite and had his heart's blood drained... before dying with hatred in his heart.
Reborn, Chen Yan was so furious he was half dead. This time, he silently swept away the righteous side's wailing and left. This time, before the heavenly tribulation could strike, he unified the world first!
Hahahaha.
Seated firmly in power, he spent every day busy in that harem fanfic, writing the sect master, beggar, and playboy all in as Mu Yuan's wives. And in the real world, he wasn't idle either: he planned to marry his love rival and torment him properly.
But on the day of the wedding, Mu Yuan unexpectedly broke through the seal and came to steal the bride!
"Waaah..."
Seeing Mu Yuan storm the wedding, the pitiful Immortal Venerable ran over, only for Mu Yuan to knock him aside with his sword.
Immortal Venerable: "???"
Then everyone saw the former ruler stride straight up to the newly enthroned Lord of the Six Realms. In front of everyone, he forced him step by step into a corner before kissing him.
"You're causing trouble again." His fond smile held a hint of amusement.
Chen Yan: "???"
Yes, that's right. After kissing him, Mu Yuan effortlessly crippled the other man and also sealed Chen Yan inside the harem fanfic. He then unified the world and gave the Immortal Venerable an "official status." (Actually, he was just trying to make Chen Yan jealous.)
Chen Yan: "..."
Mu Yuan made him deal with those "wives" himself.
Chen Yan was furious and made a bold declaration: "Just you wait. This time, I'll use the Hehuan technique to f*** you to death!"
But after wandering around in the harem fanfic for a long time, he increasingly began to wonder: why did he end up as one of those "wives" every single time?
The sect's foremost disciple, who had long fought the demons, always thought the righteous side was far too useless. So he created a Demon Realm to train them, never expecting to provoke a madman who cultivated the Hehuan path and was depressed for lack of a Dao companion. That man had also been reborn, and this time he planned to teach the meddling little bastard a proper lesson...
Reader's Notes:
1. This is an upcoming historical danmei novel, expected to launch around November.
2. I'll get a good cover made.
3. This blurb was written on April 19, 2026, and has been archived as proof.
4. A sweet, monogamous HE. The romance-to-plot ratio is 7:3.
5. They're mutually devoted and exclusive, so don't split them up or pair them with anyone else. (There's more to the medicinal ingredient business.)
6. Add it to your favorites if you're interested. I'll be revising the blurb often and adding fun details.
Theme: Strive toward goodness.
