Three Special-Grade Problem Children!

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Synopsis:

Quick version: A problem child raised by the strongest duo transmigrates into the original manga to kick everyone out of the story.

Kick you out, then kick you out. Kick you out, then kick you out!

Polished version:

Natsuki Aoi was adopted at the age of six by two jerks who called themselves the strongest. With terrible examples setting the tone, she grew up to become an even bigger scumbag than her guardians.

Problem child Natsuki Aoi ran wild at Jujutsu High for ten years, and met with no real setbacks apart from being beaten up by the special-grade cursed spirit of a certain hair-down teacher in jujutsu class and getting pounded by a certain bandage-wearing teacher in physical training.

After all, even as teachers, the strongest duo were still the strongest.

Then one day, Natsuki was suddenly told that her world was a manga.

"Unrequited love, losing the one you love, shattered ideals, everyone turning against you..."

Looking at the System before her, inviting her to save the manga world, Natsuki Aoi, who had just been spoiled on the plot, blurted out, "Did the manga author eat shit or something?"

Her family in the manga had all been killed off. Furious, Natsuki Aoi immediately signed a contract with the System.

"I want to see what could possibly kill those two strongest people!"

*

To save the world, Natsuki Aoi was sent back to the summer of 2005.

The System said, "Complete missions to get magical items!"

She completed the beginner mission and got a disguise Magus sticker. She met everyone at age fifteen and got a cursed spirit camera.

Natsuki Aoi: "Can't you give me something powerful?"

The intern System rummaged through its inventory and dropped...

A magical girl transformation mirror.

Natsuki Aoi: "..."

The System tried again and dropped...

Dave's seeds.

Natsuki Aoi: A magical creature has been born!

#Reborn, Growing Zombies at Jujutsu High

*

A new student joined the first-year class.

Gojo, Geto, and the new student fought, and were stunned.

Why are you using all our techniques?

Natsuki Aoi looked away.

...Because you taught me physical combat.

The new student was fascinating. Her phone could take pictures of cursed spirits, and she even dropped mysterious items.

Gojo picked up an item and fiddled with it. "What? It's totally ordinary..."

A burst of rainbow light flashed, and the Jujutsu High uniform turned into a sailor-style miniskirt!

Tsukino Satoru's eyes lit up. "Take this!"

Geto and Ieiri:

Don't come near us!

#What's It Like to Go Back Ten Years and Become Classmates with Your Guardians?

#Thanks for asking. I'm in 2005, trying my best to stop my guardians from going down the same old path.

#But first, I have to stop those two idiots cosplaying as Pretty Soldiers from destroying Tokyo.

Three special-grade problem children! A great disaster for Masamichi Yaga, coming right up!

Upcoming story synopsis:

After staying up all night to finish Jujutsu Kaisen, Sagiri Sakura burst into tears and cursed the author, Gege, for having a brain like a donkey's.

"Why... why would you toy with the characters' fates like this? A hot-blooded shonen manga turned into a cold-blooded shonen manga! I might as well be reading a kids' show!"

Sagiri Sakura cried herself to sleep. When she opened her eyes the next morning, she found a hideous, stinking cursed spirit standing (?) in front of her, drooling at her.

"Aah!"

She had transmigrated into Jujutsu Kaisen!

Sagiri held on without fainting, ready to meet her heroic end. But when she opened her eyes again...

The horrifying, not-for-children cursed spirit had turned into a chibi doodle?

Sagiri Sakura poked the chibi cursed spirit blowing bubbles. "So cute."

From somewhere, a cheerful voice said, [Congratulations on arriving in this world. Your ability is "Turn everything into something for little kids!"]

On his way back from a business trip, Yaga found a girl with a strange technique. He worried that his somewhat tearful student would be bullied by those two brats.

But when he returned to school after his trip, the girl was indeed crying. "You guuuys... are so cuuute... Sob..."

Yaga was just about to lecture the two problem children when he glanced over and saw...

His two little troublemakers had turned into chibi cartoon characters?

The two problem children waved their short little arms. "&@·*@#@#$^&^!"

A year later, someone on a curse-user forum came across an appalling livestream: a cute girl showing everyone how to eat Sukuna's fingers.

"Today we're making braised Sukuna's finger!"

"Mm... The texture's a little like cartilage. Yuck!"

The curse users watched, dumbfounded, as the girl crunched her way through an entire Sukuna finger. Th-this... this isn't kids' content! Let me off this ride!

Theme: Communicate well with your family.