The One I Cursed After Wutiao Wrecked My Home

[The author's profile has a new Gojo pre-registration novel. If you're interested, little darlings, please add it to your favorites~] As an ordinary person who just happened to be passing by, after a mysterious man surnamed Gojo blew up my house for the third time, I finally couldn't help praying to the heavens: God, I really don't want to move again. Please send anything you like to protect my house! So one day, when I came home and opened the door, I found a fluffy cat head waiting for me... No, that's not right. It was a house guardian deity. The cat winked at me with a flirtatious look. “Master, please make me shaved-ice daifuku and buttery potatoes, meow~” ...This is my home, not a wishing well! And as I raised it, the cat underwent a startling transformation: Today, it's a beautiful and terrifying tentacle monster. Tomorrow, it's a cool, aloof, and haughty little kid. The day after, it's a handsome, obnoxious high school boy... There isn't room for this many people in my house.JPG From then on, I was forced to live the life of a cat servant. It wasn't until the Gojo family came knocking and put me through all kinds of trouble that I learned the truth: This cat wasn't my house guardian after all. It was connected to the late Mr. Gojo, the demolition office director. So, I reluctantly gave up custody of the cat. I couldn't help it. The Gojo family was offering way too much. Just as I was about to make my graceful exit, the cat transformed again. A man with beautiful white hair slowly approached. His tall shadow fell over me, and his voice drew out as if he were pouting, but his bright blue eyes held no smile: “You cursed me because your house got demolished, and now you're planning to abandon me? I'm really... so sad...” As expected, gods don't exist, and they certainly don't listen to my wishes. The only thing that will haunt me for the rest of my life is That day, I (and my house) once again remembered the terror of being ruled by Mr. Gojo. #AnOrdinaryPersonJustPassingByWhoSomehowCursedTheStrongestSorcerer# **Appendix: The Technical College's “Analysis of the Source of Asakura Haruka's Curse on Gojo”: 1. Extremely likely: Resentment over the destruction of the Asakura family home accumulated over time. 2. Quite likely: Investigation confirms that Asakura Haruka is a descendant of a cursed tool family with extraordinary potential, making him more likely to produce a powerful curse. 3. Moderately likely: Given the background mentioned above, Asakura Haruka may have used an unknown cursed tool to help him complete the curse. 4. Who knows, maybe it's possible: Because he's Gojo, anything is possible. (The following was cut during proofreading.) 5. Extremely unlikely: Intense love or other positive feelings. “I want to curse you, my dearest, deeply and for all time...” Note: 1. Takes place after the main story's ending. There are personal changes and OOC elements; all the settings exist to raise a cat and fall in love. 2. Cat Gojo, young Gojo, high school Gojo, teacher Gojo, secret rare variants... Every flavor of Gojo is here! Look forward to it~ 3. HE. This time, let little Gojo find happiness after everything has settled www Here's another pre-registration novel, a Gojo cat 1v1 HE story idea~ “Becoming Gojo's Useless Husband” You are a useless husband. Your wife is beautiful and charming, with hair whiter than fresh snow and eyes clearer than the blue sky. Your wife is so captivating and pitifully vulnerable that the world outside is full of villains who covet and bully him: Including your arrogant, rotten-orange boss, the seam-faced passerby who spies on him, and your evil four-armed neighbor... But because your character setting is that of a useless husband: Every time your wife is hurt, you fall asleep, peaceful as a dead pig. Unable to protect your wife, all you can do is cling to his long legs every day and weep pathetically: “How can I... still call myself a husband...” And your considerate wife only gives you a smile that leaves you dizzy; Then he opens his robe and asks, gazing at you with tender affection: “Darling, work was hard today, wasn't it? Would you like to...” Sigh. You're so useless. You've gotten another nosebleed all over your wife's abs. Until one day, you hear your arrogant boss ask your wife in a despairing tone that's completely out of character: “Gojo Satoru, when is she going to wake up? How much longer do we have to keep playing along with her?!” And your helpless wife answers in an even more wildly out-of-character, domineering tone: “Get in our way and I'll kill you.” [Note] 1. This is the effect of your cursed technique. 2. Could this cursed technique really be “useless husband”? 3. Maybe not. Here's a business-warfare novel by a friend, featuring Toji, currently updating! “Thought I Was Raising the Sorcerer Killer as a Canary” by Tong Kou At first, Toji thought this was just a love game where both parties got what they wanted. He only had to maintain his professional ethics and play the role of a fantastic kept pretty boy. Who could have known that on his very first foray into the business, he'd run into a top-tier seductress and prove unable to resist the charm of his patron, who kept throwing money at him? Never mind. If she loves him this much, then out of professional ethics as a pretty boy, he'll generously give her a little of his heart! By day, he watches her dominate the business world. By night, he fulfills his duties and puts in a frenzied performance in bed. As he enjoys her thoughtful care, he coolly watches her take pity on one down-and-out person after another, bringing all kinds of extremely dangerous people back to her business empire. For example A red-haired former assassin who only wants to quit the game and write novels; A black-haired young man in bandages who keeps threatening to drown himself, lies constantly, and is devilishly clever; A top law student from Todai who has watched his ideals burn away in a corrupt legal system; A young man with a topknot retching in a dark alley; As the number of people vying for her favor grows and competition among pretty boys gets fiercer, the well-behaved canary finally bares his fangs. Trying to steal my job? He doesn't care. Love is wherever the money is! She's his, and he's the only one who's allowed to make money from her for the rest of his life! - Starting from nothing, Rin carved her way through the business world. Once she'd earned enough, she decided to reward herself. After all, quality physical release → excellent mental state → more money earned → more jobs created → benefits for all of society. The theory checks out, so time to put it into practice! She picked a man who'd lost everything at a casino. She wasn't after anything else. She simply liked his perfect physique, his skill in bed, his quiet nature, his willingness to work for money, and the fact that he had no ties. He was practically the dream canary sent from heaven. Then the Zenin family used their “superpowers” to cause trouble for the Kanzaki Group, and she struck back with her “money powers.” After putting on a pair of cursed-tool glasses she'd gotten on short notice, she looked at the man beside her, who had zero cursed energy, and her fiercely protective instincts kicked in: Oh my god! In a world crawling with monsters, he's a poor little thing without even a superpower. I have to protect him! And so, she showed him all kinds of loving care... [Note] 1. Natural-born leader and career-minded CEO × top-tier looks and mad-dog tyrant. The size, strength, and intelligence differences (?), so good. They sleep together first and fall in love later. 2. The heroine is physically interested but emotionally detached at first; the hero falls for her on his own. Both are virgins. 3. The timeline is a big stew, with a mountain of personal settings. The heroine is Megumi's mother after Butterfly Effect changes; she'll give birth to little Megumi much later. 4. In this story, the Big Three families secretly practice jujutsu, but publicly they're three major conglomerates. There are a few light business-warfare scenes, basically at the level of playing house. 5. The author is a die-hard J-type. Daily updates are on! 6. Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, with a small amount of Bungo Stray Dogs plot (eight chapters). You can follow the story perfectly well even if you haven't read the original. Theme: Become a family!