Physique cultivator, stoic seme Yan Guichen x willful, contrary uke Xue Tongjin
Yan Guichen is an ordinary physique cultivator, but he possesses a rare pure-yang constitution. Orphaned at a young age, he was raised by his master, an old drunkard.
When he was twenty, the old drunkard suddenly began studying the stars with great solemnity. Shaking his head and wagging a finger, he said, "My disciple, look to the northeast. The star of romance is stirring. This means... a romantic calamity."
Yan Guichen paid him no mind. He devoted himself to cultivation, hoping to slay demons and monsters and attain immortality.
His master laughed loudly and said no more. He only told him, "Go."
Yan Guichen followed his master's orders and went down the mountain. A few days later, he was inexplicably "invited" to Tianji City.
Tianji City was the largest cultivation clan in the north. Its lord offered him a fortune and a divine weapon, and even threatened his master's life, all to make him treat his younger brother, Xue Tongjin, who had been poisoned by the rare ice-spider venom.
To neutralize the extreme yin poison with pure yang energy, he would have to become Xue Tongjin's cultivation partner and use yang to balance yin. The arrangement would last three years.
In the first year, Xue Tongjin was so humiliated and angry that he saw Yan Guichen as a despicable scoundrel. He made things difficult for him at every turn, hurled insults at him, and wanted to tear him limb from limb.
In the second year, Xue Tongjin seemed to have found a new pastime. He ordered Yan Guichen around at every opportunity.
"Yan Guichen, it's too stuffy in here. Open the window."
"Yan Guichen, this tea's gone cold."
"Yan Guichen, the floor is dirty."
Yan Guichen couldn't understand why Xue Tongjin, if he hated him, kept coming to his courtyard to pick fights over nothing.
In the third year, Xue Tongjin acted as if he were possessed and invited him to admire the moon.
The pampered young master, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, fidgeted before speaking. "Yan Guichen, don't you think the moonlight is beautiful tonight?"
Yan Guichen looked up at the sky. A waning moon and a sparse scattering of stars. It was hardly beautiful, but he still nodded. "Mm."
[Reading Guide]
1. Both leads are virgins, one-on-one romance, happy ending.
2. There is a size difference.
3. It probably won't be very long, under 300,000 characters for the whole story.
4. Sorry the blurb is a bit wordy.
Theme: If all else fails, we can start over
