I'm a God Someone Wants, Too!

God Top × Human Bottom

(The main story is told in third person.)

I am a god, but my true form is an octopus.

So while all my fellow gods and various humans chose one another, I was left all alone.

Well, who would like a god whose true form is an octopus?

Especially when I am the God of Slaughter.

Until one day, a human wandered into my palace and asked me,

“Would you like to raise a human?”

I was overjoyed, but still instinctively tried to refuse. “My true form is an octopus. I’ve never raised a human before, and humans only live a short hundred years...”

Before I could finish, the human climbed into my palm, put his hands on his hips, and yelled at me, “But I want you to raise me!”

So cute. I was shamefully smitten.

And so I raised him.

But it was my first time raising a human, so I often went to the gods’ forum to ask questions.

[Original Poster: What should I do if my human screams whenever he touches water?]

[Original Poster: What should I do if my human always wants to hug my true form while he sleeps?]

[Original Poster: What should I do if my human always wants to play with a glowing screen?]

[Original Poster: What should I do if my human keeps wanting to be the same size as me, and keeps rubbing against my lips?]

Then one day, my human asked me to become the same size as him.

My human gave me a little gold ring, saying it was meant to be worn on a finger.

I went to the forum with one last question:

[Original Poster: My human and I got married. What should I do if I don’t want him to die?]

A few things to know:

1. A lazy, shameless human bottom × the strongest, yet very innocent top

2. A full chapter in forum-post format appears in the main story (it will be labeled)

3. Both are virgins, one-on-one romance, happy ending

Important❗❗

Please stay away if you are an extreme shipper. Apologies to everyone. Please keep to your own corner.

A freewheeling indulgence in personal tastes, melodramatic twists, everyday romance

The stated pairing must not be split or reversed

Note added 2026.5.28

Works written to indulge personal tastes will not be serialized for payment

(Mainly because I’m embarrassed. This one is way too uninhibited.)

Note added 2026.8.16

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