- The full manuscript of His Majesty the Human Emperor has been finished and sitting in the drawer for a year.
- I'm currently working hard on His Majesty's Childhood Friend and getting the full manuscript ready.
- Ambitious, ruthless stray-dog top x seemingly frail beauty who plays the pig to eat the tiger
- Sooo... (drawn out) please give the story a bookmark! It's so hard to launch a novel with no name, no following, and no recommendations! (throws a tantrum, rolls around, sobs!)
- Last of all, I love you!
Silly blurb:
Pei Jingxiao: You're gorgeous. I want to sleep with you!
Xiao Yizhou: They say you can't perform.
Pei Jingxiao: Slander! This is slander!
Xiao Yizhou: →_→
Serious blurb:
Pei Jingxiao had been a stray dog since childhood. Only a stray dog could survive in these chaotic times.
He had a fierce streak, but no matter how fierce he was, he was still a child.
He was sold.
At the slave broker's, he met another child.
The child's face was filthy, but his eyes were clean and bright, especially his right eye.
Later, Pei Jingxiao learned that the child had a double pupil in his right eye.
And a double pupil was a sign of an emperor.
But that child was nothing like an emperor. He was so frail a gust of wind could knock him over, so Pei Jingxiao, also a child, wanted to look after him.
Pei Jingxiao sheathed his fangs. He was no longer a stray dog.
He only wanted to become the well-behaved dog at that child's side.
But later, that child died.
From then on, Pei Jingxiao became a stray dog again.
Pei Jingxiao the stray dog was taken in by his adoptive father, and that was how he got the name he had now.
His adoptive father led an uprising in Hengzhou and ascended the throne in Taiyuan.
Pei became his adoptive father's stray dog, helping him conquer the realm.
He held military power in his hands, and in the end, the emperor grew suspicious of him.
If that was how things were, he might as well enjoy himself while he could.
Pei Jingxiao frequented the pleasure quarters. The soldiers around him tried to talk him out of it, but he got them all drunk instead.
Even so, the soldiers were worried. They feared their young general would drink and carouse himself into an early grave.
They went to the strategist at Pei Jingxiao's side. The strategist merely shook the horsetail whisk in his hand and said with composure, "Relax, relax. The general... can't perform in that department!"
The soldiers: "Oh~~~"
Miss Ruyi said the same thing: "The general just drinks. He doesn't even take off his clothes."
The soldiers: "Oh~~~"
Pei Jingxiao: "..." Who the hell spread that rumor about me being impotent!
And so, the soldiers were all reassured!
Until one day, Pei Jingxiao met someone.
He was sitting on a cart pulled by an old horse, a pipa in his arms.
His eyes were clean and bright.
Everyone knew that Pei Jingxiao had fallen for a beautiful street performer, throwing away a fortune just to make him smile.
From then on, the fearsome young general had a weakness.
That street performer was his weakness.
This made his adoptive father very happy.
A stray dog could never be kept on a leash; you had to seize its weakness instead.
His adoptive father thought he had found the stray dog's weakness. He just didn't realize that the stray dog had no heart at all.
P.S.:
1. Both leads are virgins, one-on-one romance.
2. The plot is melodramatic. The author still loves those old-school tropes.
3. A character's worldview is not the author's worldview.
4. I love you all. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Theme: Cultivate oneself, manage the family, govern the nation, and bring peace to the world.
