Song Yunke made a mistake while drawing a talisman and was suddenly transported from her tranquil, elegant bamboo cottage to a wasteland ravaged by war.
This was the end of the world! She was a native of the cultivation world and a talisman cultivator. How could she have ever seen anything like this?
She'd only made one mistake drawing a talisman. Was this really necessary?
She'd barely escaped death at the hands of a mech when she fell straight into a dragon's lair. A beautiful little dragon, grievously injured, decided she was a "dragon hunter" and insisted on whipping her to death with its golden tail.
Song Yunke controlled talismans and struggled to survive, praying to the heavens: When will this streak of bad luck end?
Then the little dragon spat blood and collapsed.
So wishes really do work.
After she nursed the dragon back to health, it started acting strange.
It would sneak behind cover and peek at her, but it couldn't watch its head and horns at the same time, and its dazzling pair of horns gave away its position.
It wasn't hard to tell the little dragon wanted to express its gratitude, but was too proud to say so.
Song Yunke gave it an opening: "Little dragon, if you really want to thank me, let me touch your horns, okay?"
The little dragon said nothing.
Song Yunke offered another opening: "Little dragon, if you won't let me touch your horns, come help me build a safehouse."
The little dragon agreed.
On the third day after the safehouse was built, Song Yunke got her hands on the little dragon's horns and dressed it up as a cute pet to attract viewers to her livestream.
And it turned out there were people who liked that sort of thing just like she did!
The old-timer from the cultivation world had her eyes opened. She threw herself into dressing up the little dragon, expanding the safehouse, and then opening a shopping street.
Life kept getting better.
But the little dragon's moods grew more and more unpredictable.
It no longer resisted her touching its horns, but refused to let her do it in private. She had to touch them in front of a crowd.
Huh? What kind of bizarre kink is this?
Then one day, after the war had ended, an envoy from the dragon clan arrived and presented Song Yunke with a marriage contract!
Song Yunke was stunned. A marriage contract?!
The envoy looked perfectly at ease. "That's right. You touched his horns, so you'll have to give our Chief Judge a proper title."
Song Yunke was stunned all over again. The Chief Judge?!
Who was the Chief Judge?
Her little dragon hooked its tail around her ankle, its supple tail coiling around her like a serpent.
The handsome little dragon gave a triumphant smile. "Have you forgotten what I said when we first met?"
He had said: "Above the dragon's horns, only the dead and one's mate may touch them."
Theme: Touch the dragon's horns, save the world.
