After I Accidentally Asked My Ex to Pick Up the Kids

[Childbirth / younger man × older man / Tsundere, resentful rich heir seme × refined, stoic elite uke]

After returning to Beicheng, Su Zhiqiu had imagined that he might see Ling Suihan again.

He just hadn’t expected it to happen so soon.

At the time, Ling Suihan had just finished filming under the spotlight, watched by thousands. Five years had passed, yet he was still young, handsome, and a top-tier star.

Meanwhile, Su Zhiqiu stood beside a little mall train, telling his son to get off and hurry home.

Oh, right. He had given birth to the boy.

With Ling Suihan.

Only, before Ling Suihan knew about the baby, Su Zhiqiu had left without a word, carrying their child.

Ling Suihan hated him for it.

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Because of work, he was always having to contact his celebrity ex-boyfriend.

Sometimes, things went wrong.

For example, he accidentally sent his ex a message meant to remind his mother to pick up the child.

Before he could even send the words “Sorry, wrong person,”

his ex had already fired off thirty sarcastic, cutting messages. The last one especially stung.

Su Zhiqiu, just how cheap do you think I am in your eyes?

Su Zhiqiu gripped his phone, biting his lip as he crumbled in an instant.

Three seconds later, his phone buzzed again.

Ling Suihan: Which kindergarten? Send me the name. Now.

If this is your way of playing games, then I’ll take the gamble and accept defeat.

Content notes: 1. Both leads are each other’s first and only partners. There are misunderstandings about their relationship, but they’ll be cleared up.

2. A little slow to warm up, angsty and melodramatic, not a wish-fulfillment story. Six updates a week, consistently.

3. The characters are all imperfect. It’s fine whether you like them or not, just please don’t fight~

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Turning a straight man gay / scheming, green-tea dog seme × rich, straight uke / childbirth

Xu Xingjiao is a notorious rich playboy in Beicheng.

He has an exceptionally beautiful face and a wild streak. He races through the streets in sports cars, flirts with girls in bars… there’s nothing he won’t do. Surrounded by a crowd of useless friends, he’s the quintessential rich second-generation brat with no manners.

The eldest young master Xu’s famous bully-straight-man declarations:

“I’m going to find a girl with a slim waist, long legs, fair skin, a pretty face, who’s younger than me, good at school, and nice. I won’t date until I find one who meets all the requirements.”

“There isn’t a single girl in all of Beijing I can’t win over.”

The very next day, he ate his words.

He got fucked by a “girl.”

And this “girl” was a little unusual, mainly because of the gender.

It was a man.

A man taller than him who met every single one of his requirements.

Fair-skinned, slim-waisted, long-legged, handsome, a top student, and two years younger than him.

He could put up with all that, but… how was he supposed to put up with carrying the “girl’s” child?

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Ban Cheng excels both academically and morally. He’s the exemplary student who gives speeches at flag-raising ceremonies, the teachers’ favorite, and the campus heartthrob known for his brains.

Until his eighteenth birthday, when someone named Xu Xingjiao turned his life upside down and made every day miserable, as if he’d been fucked by a dog.

He had no choice but to scheme carefully and start fucking the dog.

Still, he never expected that a pursuit born from revenge would change his entire life.

Theme: Whether it’s family, friendship, or love, cherish it.