Honey, Is This Okay?

He An Yan, 24, single, but pregnant.

His one-night stand was someone he’d offended as a teenager.

A whole stack of bugs.

He An Yan: ...

Why was the conception rate so high?

When the other man learned he was pregnant, he took responsibility with impeccable manners.

He came home on time, went to prenatal checkups with him, and made sure the baby got prenatal education.

But they slept in separate rooms, sat far apart at meals, and went their own ways whenever they went out.

He was so polite, it was like dealing with a robot.

He An Yan: Okay, fine.

He’d leave after the baby was born.

Then one day, he picked up the wrong phone and opened the browser. The first item in the search history was: How do you control your urges while your wife is pregnant?

Curious, he clicked on the answer:

Bro, just take something to protect your stomach.

Uh...

That couldn’t mean what he thought it meant, could it???

He An Yan pretended not to know and switched the phones back.

Then he started noticing all sorts of things he’d missed before, like how his underwear kept going missing, and how sometimes he slept so deeply that he had *dreams.

One day, the other man’s friends and subordinates all asked whether Shen Qian’s home life had been a little rocky lately. They hinted cautiously that if he didn’t explode in silence, he might go crazy in silence.

That night, He An Yan finally couldn’t take it anymore. He pushed open Shen Qian’s bedroom door and found his own photo being defiled.

The next day, holding his aching back, he sent the man off to work at full throttle.

The world was peaceful from then on.

*

Bonus scene:

Later, on that same website, another post appeared beneath the first:

Can a husband with an overly strong *drive during pregnancy be snipped?

That night, he was pinned against the floor-to-ceiling window. The man behind him interlocked their fingers, their reflections in the glass showing a handsome face with sharply defined features. He thrust against him, aggrieved: “Honey, seven times in one day isn’t too much, right? You said it was okay.”

He An Yan’s eyes were unfocused. He gritted his teeth. “Shut... shut up.”

Reader advisory:

1. Both leads are physically and emotionally faithful, each other's first love and first kiss. Happy ending.

2. The top has had a huge crush on the bottom for years, and is a bit of a stalker.

3. A world where same-sex marriage and childbirth are possible.

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