[One Billion Adorable Babies: I Accidentally Provoked the Heavenly Tyrant, and the Assassin Mom Ran Off Pregnant] [Rekindling an Old Flame] [Gold Digger vs. Mooch]
[Only one of the three tags above is completely accurate]
"I'm a divorced single-mom office worker with two kids. I make over ten million a month, but I'm only interested in two kinds of men: ones who can give me money, and ones who can look after my kids."
I delivered that lie to the man I'd been introduced to for a blind date at an upscale French restaurant without batting an eye. Then I heard a faint snicker from somewhere behind me.
I turned around. The laugh had come from a man so full of vigor he could carry three of my blind dates on his shoulders.
Our eyes met, and he mouthed each word to me from across the room:
Why
not
consider
me?
A custom-made suit worth two million yen, a ready-to-wear shirt worth 180,000 yen, and Oxford shoes worth 230,000 yen.
So the very next second, I dismissed the blind date introduced by Kong Shiyu.
They were right after all. The best catches never make it onto the market.
I like a man who makes the first move.
That's what makes him a big fish, isn't it?
Tch. What a blunder.
The one and only time Chiaki ever put herself out there left her shy for the rest of her life.
Without looking back, she left the divorce papers behind and fled the place she'd once considered home, hoping that way she could pretend none of it had ever happened.
Even though she'd left her heart with him.
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Here is an exchange recorded in little Tsumiki's diary:
"Tell Aki, if I'm not back in three days, I'll kill someone."
"Mom, Toji says he misses you."
"Megumi, tell your dad that a little dog named Abebe who tries to smother his own son with a pillow isn't a real man."
[Please Read Before You Start]
· The main story is told in third person and is primarily based on Jujutsu Kaisen, with some other works mixed in that won't affect your reading experience.
· 1v1 happy ending. They get back together, but the story is told chronologically, starting from scratch and building the mirror from zero.
· The heroine isn't a strong female lead or a powerful female protagonist. The overall tone is chaotic evil. The author's mental state is only slightly better than Fujimoto Tatsuki's. Memes and deadpan humor will reproduce throughout the story like noodles spreading through soup.
· Contains many personal additions, including but not limited to the heroine being Megumi's mom, and changes to the original plot and character relationships.
· My track record is like my previous work. You don't need to have read it, though, since I'll post a notice in advance if I have to stop updating.
[Important Note]
No arguing, no telling me how to write, no policing my wording, and no comments that might affect other readers.
The story may offend people, has things it wants to express, and will explore the gray areas of human nature. Comments may be moderated or deleted.
Feel free to point out typos.
None of my works are suitable for readers who lack basic critical-thinking skills.
Theme: We will all find a place of our own