The ancient champion team EOV, which has experienced heavy losses and disbanded, recently announced that it will return to the competition. Regarding this, the industry has unanimously expressed disapproval.
Netizen A: The only EOV old man left is Captain Late. It's better not to return than to return for nothing.
Netizen B: They are still reorganizing and making a comeback. They don't even have the first ads. How about making fun of them?
Netizen C: If I don't understand, I'd like to ask if EOV can gather five people to play on the field before the start of the regular season?
Faced with doubts from many netizens, the EOV team stepped on the official website and announced its first ad, Link.
This person has never been on the court, has never been to youth training, is not a well-known anchor, and no one has heard of his name. The only difference between him and the passer-by of the Black Railway Bureau is that he is handsome.
Netizens: Where did you find the Sanwu products? Is EOV crazy? If you don't have an ad, you can't just find someone to join!
Everyone was waiting for EOV to be defeated by Meimei in the regular season and disbanded again. Unexpectedly, the new AD, who was looked down upon by everyone, completed the first solo kill of his career in just five minutes.
The commentator was stunned, and netizens were full of questions. A sentence slowly floated in the middle: In five minutes, I want to know all the information about this person.
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One day, a viral post appeared on a social platform - "I found a guy who boasted that he could reach the top of the global rankings within a month, with a price tag of 19,888. Do you think I should be bold and try it?"
Under the booing of everyone, the blogger paid a huge sum of 20,000 yuan, and thousands of people left messages waiting for the final result.
At the same time, a strange account entered the global standings, climbing up at a terrifying speed, punching professionals and stepping on anchors, heading straight to the top of the list.
Just as people from all walks of life were speculating about which professional player's trumpet this was, in a corner where no one was paying attention, a blogger posted a screenshot of the standings: Damn, family members, this is the real world.
Netizens left messages asking for Tongtiandai's contact information, but Tongtiandai himself had no idea what kind of disturbance he had caused in the online world.
He used the 20,000 yuan he earned to pay off his mother's last hospitalization expenses, and rejected other requests from Shan's employer to do the work for him. Just as he was thinking about finding a solid and stable job, the news from Shan's owner came to him again.
Master Shan: Brother, someone contacted me and asked me to ask if you want to be a professional?
Ji Lin: What occupation? Serious? Make money?
Single owner:?
Master Shan: Seriously, I guess I can earn seven figures a year.
Ji Lin: Do it.
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EOV has a troublesome new ad.
He is not a rebellious type, but a child who is cold, introverted, taciturn, and does not like to communicate. This is a big taboo in the professional arena where tactical coordination is important.
As his assistant, commander and captain, Jiang Weichi consciously took on the important task of training and teaching newcomers.
Jiang Weichi: I'm going to explore the field of view. After clearing the line, I'll move closer to the river. Be careful of the junglers on the other side. They may come to catch you. Be careful.
Ji Lin:......
Jiang Weichi: Link?
Ji Lin:......
Jiang Weichi: Speak.
The next second, a report of Link killing the opposite jungler popped up on the screen.
Ji Lin silently pointed at the death status of the opponent's jungler, and at the same time, two more lines of words appeared in the message bar.
EOV-Link: Dead.
EOV-Link: Don't be afraid.
Jiang Weichi:?
The taciturn and ruthless god of murder, the lonely wolf Mu Shou
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Calm, reliable and guided commander, Tou Lang Mensao Gong
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2026.4.9
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