Synopsis:
Xiao Lai was an utterly ordinary male lead in a wish-fulfillment novel.
His first eighteen years went smoothly. His biggest daily problem was finding a tactful way to turn down all the love letters he received.
Unfortunately, the world never leaves well enough alone, and children are left on their own when their parents are gone.
His parents died in an accident, and overnight, all he had left was a university acceptance letter.
With no other choice, the lazy fish turned into a fighting fish, and from then on, he worked hard to follow the path of a male-led wish-fulfillment story: face-slapping fools on the left, crushing scumbags on the right, and starting a business whenever he had a spare moment. He was so busy he had no time for romance.
At long last, his career was thriving, and he was ready to take a breather and reach the peak of life while he was at it.
But plans can't keep up with changes, and changes can't keep up with unexpected disasters.
Bam! A car accident made him take the ultimate breather.
[Xiao Lai: ...?]
He thought that if he closed his eyes and never opened them again, that would be the end of his life.
But he closed them and opened them again. He'd hit his head too hard and transmigrated into the body of a second-year college student from the Zerg race.
The Zerg, as the name suggests, were a species he'd never even heard of before.
But that wasn't important.
What mattered was that his new identity belonged to a useless male Zerg with terrible grades who skipped class every day, dreamed of finding a rich mate, and planned to live a life of ease by relying on someone else...
Xiao "Long Aotian" Lai was completely baffled and utterly shocked.
He'd built a business empire from nothing, working himself to the bone. How could someone have such great opportunities and still refuse to improve? Refuse to work hard? Just want to lie flat?
...Even a bug shouldn't be like that!
The most infuriating part was that this bug had become him.
He might be able to put up with it, but his aunt certainly wouldn't.
The first step toward building a career in the Zerg world: form a team.
Everyone knows how to build a team, right?
Recruit underlings.
After carefully observing and screening candidates and nitpicking every flaw, Xiao Lai finally picked the male Zerg who made his heart flutter:
Xilite Lanswei, a major general who had just retired from the front lines and was about to become an instructor at a military academy.
He was a female Zerg with a physique as sleek as a leopard's. Young but already high-ranking, he was difficult to deal with, and as famous for his striking beauty as he was for his rank.
His sharp brows swept up toward his temples, and a pair of jewel-like green eyes sat in deep-set sockets. His face was wild and sultry.
The moment Xiao Lai saw him, he wanted to win him over, as his underling.
Thus began an enthusiastic "courtship":
Buddy, don't be nervous.
Man, your waist is so slim.
Major General, you've got an amazing physique.
Sir, what does your pheromone smell like?
Teacher, you're so handsome.
.
Somewhere along the way, something started to feel off.
Man, your waist is so slim. Let me measure it.
Major General, you've got an amazing physique. Let me feel it.
Sir, your pheromones smell so good...
Teacher, you're so handsome. I really like you.
By the time that proud female Zerg had melted into a puddle, clinging to his neck and begging for kisses, Xiao Lai finally realized:
Oh no.
I really did win him over.
[Lanswei: ...]
[Reading Guide]
① Told from the top's perspective. Mutual pampering, happy ending, sweet romance.
② Both leads are each other's only partners.
③ Contains HC elements.
Theme: Love is the recognition of kindred souls.
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Touch the boss and quickly collect the boss
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We are lucky to be sneaky!!!
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