[The grumpy little pretty foodie x the gentle and healthy breeder]
This article is also known as: "Don't give food to random people, unless you want a powerful husband/wife" "Falling in love with the bamboo horse who is always following my butt"
Chu Yan has always believed that love is something related to appetite. Whoever gives him food must love him.
Just like his father, he took him home for a meal on the day he was picked up.
Just like his little dad, he poured him a glass of warm water the day he met him.
But he couldn't figure out Song Jingzhi.
Say he doesn't love him, but he always gives him food; say he loves him, but he always takes food from his mouth.
"Song Jingzhi, why did you give me candy? Just give it to me. Why did you take the last one away?"
"Song Jingzhi, why did you give me the buns? Damn it, you're going to take the last bite, you're sick!"
"Song Jingzhi, you..."
The boy with bulging cheeks turned his head impatiently, "Stop asking, I just want to pick up your scraps, okay?"
Chu Yan was stunned, "Okay, that's damn good."
Song Jingzhi didn't love him, he was just mentally ill. Song Jingzhi was mentally ill!
Later, Chu Yan felt that he was seriously ill, and he actually fell in love with the crazy Song Jingzhi.
Fortunately, after a lot of intimidation, he said with trembling fingers that he also liked him. What a coincidence, a good thing!
Then don't delay, hurry up and get it together.
Later, Song Jingzhi started to get sick again, and his good life was over, so he wanted to break up with him.
No matter how Chu Yan said or persuaded, he was determined, hehe, he was looking for death!
Talk about breaking up with him? He doesn't have such words!
Chu Yan went directly to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, flipped his hand, and slammed it into the dining table: "Song Jingzhi, you have eaten my food for so many years, and you are mine from the inside out. You want to divide it? Okay! Now you can cut it into pieces yourself, jump into the pot, and let me eat you! Let's divide it!"
Song Jingzhi: "... Don't, you will get sick if you eat people."
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Chu Yan always felt that he loved Song Jingzhi more.
But that day, Song Jingzhi hugged him and said, "Actually, I didn't lie to you when you asked me why I always snatched your food. Three words in what I said were true."
"Which three?"
"I love you."
"Since when?"
"Eight years old."
Concept: Love can fill the stomach