
I Can't Be a Brother Control!
我不可能是哥控!
by Explosive Bomb (荷爆弹)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 533k Words
- Chapters
- 92
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Subscribing the main text only costs 6.36 Yuan, and eating all the extras and if snacks only costs 13.67 Yuan. It's just the price of a cup of milk tea. If you love me, please support the original version, woo woo woo] #It's completely understandable for a handsome brother like you to fall in love with me, right? Don't you have any responsibility? # [The second-generation soft and clingy crybaby puppy vs. The super rich, long-haired, ascetic and cold handsome man] Copywriting: When Lin Tingxing was assigned to wash the car, he met a "goddess" car owner with long black hair who drove a gray and pink supercar. She was exquisite, beautiful and cold, and so charming that it pierced his brother's heart. The other party approached, "Can you lend me a fire? Brother." The voice was cold and deep, and the Adam's apple on his neck was, damn, more prominent than him! ? Lin Tingxing stretched out his hand numbly and borrowed the lighter! That night, the mysterious doll he was married to but had never met came to visit, and he was ordered to take her upstairs. The evening breeze was blowing, and a tall figure stood leaning against the camphor tree. His heart was beating fast, and he was about to step forward to say hello. The man turned around, turned his head and blew out smoke, and narrowed his slender eyes, "Brother? What, do you want to lend a hand?" Lin Tingxing looked at this beautiful face and wondered: Is my baby a boy? ! What to do? He's straight, but he can't be gay, right? Well, but what he wants most is a brother... Later, Lin Tingxing really called others the eldest brother and the short brother, no matter when or where. "Brother, it's okay, I'm with you, don't be afraid." "Brother, can I be on top this time? Please..." "Brother, I love you..." * Before meeting Lin Tingxing, Jiang Bang hated all intimacy, and it was best to be alone. After meeting Lin Tingxing, Jiang Bin began to long for a long time, and it would be nice to be his older brother. After that... Jiang Bin thought that he would hold Lin Tingxing's hand, be his boyfriend, treat him well, and let him love him and only him. The Milky Way is vast and far away, how lucky he is that he finally caught the star that belongs to him. This article is also known as: "What should I do if I find out that my baby is my brother?" Take it! Accept it! Forget about being a husband" "A diary of how straight men bend themselves" Demining: 1. Attack each other, attack each other, attack each other, say important things three times 2. The average number of times without difference 3. The author's writing is poor and the pace is slow 4. A sweet story about mutual redemption Preliminary collection of mutual attacks of the same type 1: "How Homophobic Straight Men Repay Gratitude" #After three years of waiting, my homophobic straight boyfriend finally got the idea! # [Sunny, positive, kind-hearted person, handsome hearing-impaired tattoo artist 1x beautiful homophobic straight man poor singer who repays kindness] Copywriting: When Qiao Sang jumped off the bridge, Fang Shan, who was passing by, desperately held his hand. After pulling him up, he advised him not to do stupid things again. Fang Shan took him home, gave him hot ginger tea, and gave him a soft blanket and sofa. Qiao Sang thought, he is such a good person, and it feels so comfortable to be with him. He liked being with Fang Shan, and later they became good friends. Friendship is not exclusive. In the third year after knowing Fang Shan, he seemed to be in love. Qiao Sang hates homosexuals the most. He once thought that all intimate behaviors between men would disgust him, but when the delicate boy was nestled in Fang Shan's arms, the scene did not make him want to vomit. He only had one idea, to tear that person out of Fang Shan's arms! Then what……? Qiao Sang suddenly figured out that if he wanted to own Fang Shan, then he should repay his kindness like this - entangle him, possess him, and pledge himself to him! He also has what that man has. He is very beautiful and will be very good to Fang Shan. * Fang Shan knew how deep Qiao Sang's psychological shadow was, so he buried his love deeply and never dared to mention it. Being Qiao Sang's brother, friend, and good brother, I just can't be his lover. He thought he could wait, even if the waiting seemed endless. Fang Shan didn't know how long he could wait, but when the person who relied on him came over and said he was tired, he would still choose to hug him and accompany him tenderly. There were times when Fang Shan was unwilling to give in, but when he saw the disgust in Qiao Sang's eyes after hearing his probing words, Fang Shan let go. Forget it, it's not bad just like this. But that day, when Fang Shan came home, Qiao Sang was squatting at the door of his house, with cigarette butts all under his feet. He looked up, and his beautiful eyes finally became only for him, as he prayed every night. "Fang Shan, you don't want him, you want me, okay?" Fang Shan thought, tonight, the gods seemed to really care for him. * Three years ago, Fang Shan took Qiao Sang's hand and gave him a new life. Three years later, Qiao Sang took Fang Shan's hand and shared his happiness. * Small theater After falling in love, Teacher Qiao was always busy guarding against both men and women around Teacher Fang. After eating and taking a shower, Teacher Qiao got into bed wearing Teacher Fang's white shirt, sat on it, and raised her hand to unbutton it. Just as Fang Shan was about to speak, Qiao Sang reached out to cover his ears, leaned over and whispered into his left ear: "The new intern assistant who came here today brought you a lunch box and even touched your hand." Fang Shan didn't hear it completely and turned his head to look at him with questioning eyes. Qiao Sang lowered his head and kissed him slowly for a while, then pulled away, pressed against Fang Shan's ear, and slowly said word by word: "I'm jealous." Fang Shan's Adam's apple rolled up and down, he put his arms around Qiao Sang's waist and said in a hoarse voice: "I heard you clearly." Qiao Sang bent his eyes, kissed his earlobe, and whispered: "Then you have to coax me tonight." Fang Shan didn't respond, just kissed her and pressed her into the quilt. We had a lot of fun that night. Preliminary collection of mutual attacks of the same type 2: "Being Internally Digested by Straight Roommates" #Crush Amana's straight roommate, whom I have a crush on, suddenly confessed to me? # [X looks cold but is actually a gentle, straight man with a hot heart. Husband and handsome lawyer x looks good at playing but is actually innocent and deadly beautiful 1 bar owner] Copywriting: Xiao Xin has been secretly in love with Shen Mu for as long as she has known him. Sharing a room with him satisfied the unspeakable greed in his heart. Sometimes he thinks to himself that it would be nice to continue living together like this. Anyway, he has always been good at deceiving himself and others. Greed that can be indulged spreads like wildfire uncontrollably. Seeing Shen Mu and the matching girl looking at each other and smiling, Xiao Xin couldn't help but "touch" him after he was drunk. Shen Mu woke up unconscious, still treating Xiao Xin so well. But the better he treated him, the more despicable he felt. Xiao Xin asked Shen Mu to move out, and painfully began to quit. Drunk again, Xiao Xin wiped the tears from his face, leaned against the cold wall, and smiled at himself in the mirror, looking embarrassed. Feeling uncomfortable? Deserve it! I want to eat swan meat, are you worthy? * After returning from a business trip, Shen Mu couldn't stand an empty home without Xiao Xin. Yes, even if you want to move, you won't be so impatient, right? ——Are you so annoying? Seeing another homemade dinner go cold. Shen Mu finally couldn't bear it anymore and drove to a gay bar to arrest someone. With a cold and handsome face, he tore apart the little Ling who was dancing around the drunken person. He took the person home and tucked him into bed to feel at ease. After that, it was like this every day. Finally, Xiao Xin couldn't stand it anymore. He threw his chopsticks on the table, pointed at his nose and asked, "What the hell do you want to do?" Shen Mu leaned back on the chair, holding a cigarette in his mouth and looked at him for a long time before saying, "Xiao Xin, I want to have a family." It's already this time, but you still have to play that damn house game with him? You think, whatever the hell you think is yours, what about him? Xiao Xin grabbed his collar and asked in a hateful voice: "I want to take off your clothes all the time and sleep with you. Do you want a family like this?" The expected fist did not come, but was replaced by a very light kiss on the ear. "Yeah." "Want." * Shen Mu wanted to have Xiao Xin and him in this family. Xiao Xin wanted to. When he was thinking about Shen Mu, Shen Mu was also thinking about him. * Small theater One night, Lawyer Shen and Boss Xiao had a dispute over their location. Pushing the person away, Boss Xiao shouted breathlessly: "Wait a minute... I want to review that form." Lawyer Shen concentrated on struggling with the buttons of her husband's clothes and replied perfunctorily: "Well... What form?" Xiao Xin was shocked: "Don't you have a table specifically for recording times?" Shen Mu was innocent: "I lied to you," he smiled and kissed her again, "But I remember it very clearly. It's my turn this time." Preliminary collection of the same type of mutual attack 3: "When the Straight Man with a Secret Love Goes Bankrupt" #After sleeping with my good brother, I found that he seemed to... Have a crush on me? ! # Self-made and very courageous straight male boss of a brokerage company Copywriting: On the day when Bai Yao went bankrupt, his fiancée broke off the engagement with him, and all his friends dispersed. Everyone shunned him out of fear. Liu Yu, who had only met once, spent all his belongings to help him tide over the difficulties. Bai Yao thought, this is stupid. As a result, Mr. Bai started from scratch and built the company into a big company in three years and returned to its peak. At the celebration banquet, he put his arm around Liu Yu's shoulders and said that he was his best brother. Liu Yu lowered his eyes and smiled without saying a word. Unexpectedly, Bai Yao held this good brother down that night and fell asleep thoroughly. The next day, Bai Yao had no chance to scream and explain in a panic, because Liu Yu was not around at all. When he turned on his phone again, Liu Yu's love entry became a hot search topic. Actor Liu's "real" boyfriend is attracting the attention of the entire Internet, but no one cares about me who was so close to Actor Liu yesterday? Bo Yao, who was covered in marks and had a splitting headache from a hangover, felt sour in his heart. He frowned and almost dropped his phone. While making more than a dozen missed calls to Liu Yu, he asked himself a few questions. 1. Liu Yu seems to like men, is this acceptable? Able. 2. Liu Yu has someone else, can he accept it? Cannot! Absolutely not! 3. Is it acceptable to sleep with Liu Yu? Hiss, the experience was so good yesterday, it seems like... It's not... Impossible? Don't worry about it, let's get a status first! * Liu Yu always knew that he and Bai Yao were impossible, and he never thought of anything unrealistic. The wealth he had worked so hard for was gone, but as long as he could help Bai Yao even a little bit, he would be satisfied. After being introduced as a good brother again, Liu Yu smiled, and the sourness in his heart was almost gone. He thought he had settled his thoughts and understood that he could only stand by Bai Yao with this identity in this life. But when the man begged him plaintively, Liu Yu still couldn't bear to make a mistake and obeyed him. After waking up and facing everything, Liu Yu rarely escaped and went to an event that he was not in a hurry to go to. When I got off the plane, I got an urgent call from Bai Yao. Liu Yu thought that he might want to tell him not to think too much, or to break off the relationship. He picked up the phone and was silent for a long time. Through the receiver, he heard the sound of a lighter flicking to light a cigarette. "... Ayao?" Liu Yu's nervous palms were sweaty. "A Yu," the hoarse voice was trembling, penetrating through the ears and directly into Liu Yu's heart, "Do you want to try with me?" Liu Yu thought that the letter he handed over and waited for thirteen years finally got a reply. * Thirteen years ago, the appearance of Bai Yao made Liu Yu choose to stay in the world. Thirteen years later, Bai Yao's permission allowed his love to see the light of day again. * Small theater After marriage, Boss Bai always had opinions on the people around Liu Yingdi. After the dinner, Actor Liu wanted to take a shower, but Boss Bai blocked the door and refused to let him go: "You smiled at that little star three times today, do you think I didn't see it?" Liu Yu leaned against the door frame, eyes curled up: "Are you jealous again? Stop making trouble, I want to take a shower." Bai Yao directly picked the person up and threw him on the bed, pressing him down on him. Liu Yu struggled with a smile and said, "It's so dirty! I want to take a bath!" Bai Yao grabbed his wrist and held it above his head, lowered his head and bit his collarbone, and said vaguely: "Wait a moment... Let's go together..." Mission: Love can heal all pain
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