I'm Jiang Yelan, an ordinary college student majoring in jewelry design, a fishing enthusiast, and a wild man with no bird to raise.
On a fine, sunny day, I went fishing as usual and got skunked. I didn't catch a fish while waiting by my rod, but I did meet a parrot who said it wanted to come home with me. Just like that, I was no longer a birdless wild man.
I named my parrot Xiaocui, because its emerald-green feathers were so beautiful. Our days of relying on each other and hurting each other went on until a friend of mine who studies zoology saw a photo of us together.
My friend: "Your Photoshop skills are pretty good."
I snorted. "Photoshop? This is 24K high-definition, totally unedited!"
Bet you're jealous, you birdless wild man!
My friend: "Well, that's a pretty criminal thing to do."
Me: "...What do you mean?"
My friend: "That's a kingfisher beside you. It's a protected animal. You haven't done anything to it, have you?"
Me: "...?!"
I thought of how Xiaocui ordered me around every day.
A kingfisher can talk too?!!!
I was so shocked I scrambled all the way home.
I opened the door and saw a naked boy with long, turquoise-blue hair, mopping the floor with his back to me.
Perhaps he heard the door open. The boy turned his head counterclockwise to look at me.
He turned it 180 degrees.
Me: !!!
When he saw me, his wary expression relaxed. He turned his head back counterclockwise and snorted. "Why are you home so early today..."
He turned it 360 degrees!!
I rolled my eyes and fainted.
Core theme: Protect wild animals.
