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To Senju Suzuran, fake girlish worries meant growing pains, confessions of love, and jealousy over rivals.
Real girlish worries meant: Damn it, if our class could just get two more points on this test, I’d beat the top student.
Senju Suzuran considered herself petty, calculating, obsessed with winning and losing, and fiercely competitive. In short, she wasn’t a good person. But though her personality was awful, her fighting skills were incredible, and she beat down anyone who dared gossip about her.
She was reincarnated in the ninja world by a Hell’s Assistant Officer for a work-study placement. Armed with Wood Release and the cheat skill [Perfectly Flawless], she was supposed to finish her assignment and earn a permanent position in Heaven. But who knew that this world, called the ninja world, didn’t even have a Hell? If there was no Hell, what was she supposed to intern in? What was she supposed to assist?
Senju Suzuran got it. She had to strive! Work hard! Bring out the tenacious spirit of a high school senior!
All she knew was squeezing people dry. Men and women, young and old, living and dead: everyone was going to work for her!
Senju Suzuran had a long list in her little notebook.
Hashirama, waiting to be worked to the bone. Tobirama, waiting for her to inherit him. Madara, waiting for her to capture him.
And then:
Her first underling, a living, curly-haired Uchiha.
Her second underling, a bespectacled Shimura named Danzo.
Her third underling, a dead Uchiha with a little braid.
Her fourth underling, a white-haired, deadpan cutie named Hatake.
Her fifth underling...
Petty Senju Suzuran believed everyone stronger than her was an enemy. In her fury, she never noticed the infatuation in the eyes of the person she called her archrival.
Senju Suzuran: What’s going on? Why does it feel like more and more people are getting tangled up with me?
Archrival: Suzuran
Senju Suzuran: Picking a fight?
The world changed because Senju Suzuran existed: the ghost Izuna, the vanished tailed beasts, the Battle of the Valley of the End with a different outcome, an expanded Konoha city-state, a steadily improving Hell, and Uchiha Shisui [Wood Release] appearing in another timeline...
Tomorrow, too, life will carry on into the unknown.
There are other love interests! But the only one who gets physically intimate with her is Kagami! His status as the official love interest remains unchanged.
I changed the cover but forgot to update the blurb. This cover is a delicious commission!
2026.8.16
Theme: Keep striving for happiness
So, just like that, Danzo Zen, who met Suzuran, turned into a spectacle frame. Let us congratulate this trio!
Okay, okay, I'm full of separation and separation, I'm sleeping [Lie down] [Lie down], the boss will continue to work hard, I want a lot of [kiss] [kiss] in tomorrow's update
Mace yyds, the eternal god
Are you already a complaining ninja?
Everyone written by Boss is so cute
It turned out to be correct when I got up after sleeping and looked again [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
I'm so happy. I read two chapters on the way to school in a taxi to go to school in the morning. (So why on earth do you have to go to school in the morning on the second day of the Mid-Autumn Festival? You bastard!)
Because I traveled for many days, it was so happy to finish two chapters in a row on the morning high-speed train [Let me be healthy] Praise the teacher [red heart] [red heart] [red heart]
It's around 11 o'clock on Friday night? It's now 12 o'clock in the morning on Saturday [loading]
Boss, boss, come on, come on [come on] [come on] [come on]
So, just like that, Danzo Zen, who met Suzuran, turned into a spectacle frame. Let us congratulate this trio!
Okay, okay, I'm full of separation and separation, I'm sleeping [Lie down] [Lie down], the boss will continue to work hard, I want a lot of [kiss] [kiss] in tomorrow's update
Mace yyds, the eternal god
Are you already a complaining ninja?
Everyone written by Boss is so cute
It turned out to be correct when I got up after sleeping and looked again [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
I'm so happy. I read two chapters on the way to school in a taxi to go to school in the morning. (So why on earth do you have to go to school in the morning on the second day of the Mid-Autumn Festival? You bastard!)
Because I traveled for many days, it was so happy to finish two chapters in a row on the morning high-speed train [Let me be healthy] Praise the teacher [red heart] [red heart] [red heart]
It's around 11 o'clock on Friday night? It's now 12 o'clock in the morning on Saturday [loading]
Boss, boss, come on, come on [come on] [come on] [come on]