Tan Ruolin had never paid attention to the campus gossip page, but lately an account called “How Pretty Do You Have to Be to Be Loved?” had appeared. It often stood up for justice and argued with everyone, drawing plenty of spectators.
Then her roommate kept forwarding its posts to their dorm group chat, so Tan Ruolin started following it.
One day, when she encountered a guy taking up a seat with his legs spread wide, she angrily sent a post to the campus page.
Submission: Some guys need to keep their legs to themselves. Stop spreading them to take up seats. It’s rude and selfish.
Sure enough, the comments section erupted into an outrage-fueled flame war.
While Tan Ruolin was busy fighting back, that account, [How Pretty Do You Have to Be to Be Loved?], showed up again.
“Why are all the guys in the comments ignoring the fact that he’s taking up a seat?”
“So it’s true that guys who sit with their legs spread think it makes them look macho and handsome. Careful, you might suck your balls up into your body.”
“Just a passerby, but I don’t see any handsome guys in the picture. I only see a pair of ugly, splayed legs. If I didn’t know better, I’d think he’d been stung by a needle. Guys, pay more attention to your physique, or you’ll look this pathetic on camera.”
“You again. Bro, do girls even add you?”
[How Pretty Do You Have to Be to Be Loved?]: “They do. How about you?”
Attached image: I finally got my goddess to add me!
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Even after finally earning his goddess’s affection, Mr. Loved-Up didn’t stop radiating that green-tea energy.
Submission: Are my hands, since they’re so slim and pale, not suited to wearing a watch? But they look so bare. How am I supposed to catch my goddess’s eye? (Image)
Comment: One look and I know it’s that damn green tea again.
Comment: Get a pair of rose-gold handcuffs, bro.
[How Pretty Do You Have to Be to Be Loved?]: Thanks. My girlfriend can’t keep her hands off me. She says we should do that again next time.
Theme: Nurture love with care.
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