How Can I Get a Happy Ending with My Woman-Problems Constitution?

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Also known as: The Queen of All Women’s Otherworldly Conquest Game

From the very first day she transmigrated into this so-called divine conquest game, Wu Mingshi knew exactly what her goal was.

All she had to do was randomly choose one conquest target, trick him into giving her his wholehearted love, and reach a happy-ever-after wedding ending with him... Then, without mercy, abandon him.

...That way, she could not only receive the god’s promise to grant any one wish she made, but also return to her original world and see the family members she held dear again.

It was just that the conquest targets available to choose from didn’t seem to be ordinary people.

Mafia members, sorcerers, or even gods... In this dangerous world, one careless mistake could leave her dead and helpless.

That made conquering targets in the game world incredibly difficult for someone whose only special ability was saving and loading her progress.

Even when she chose easy mode and went after them during their teenage years, it was hard for Shi, an ordinary person, to get a perfect happy ending.

The endless reloading and bad endings across different playthroughs gradually pushed her mind and emotions to the brink of collapse. Why did she always have to be abandoned over and over again, or get hurt because of them, just to win someone else’s love?

The Five-Yuan God, whom she had picked up outside, foresaw a future that didn’t look good and tried to persuade her to stay away from those conquest targets. He said he would protect Shi and help her live a peaceful life, but that didn’t seem any different from the promises made by those targets.

She wanted the power to keep herself from getting hurt. She wanted to live better... If that was the case, then she would spare no effort in using everyone.

When she reached a bad ending in her Nth playthrough, she wrote in the god’s diary, which could save and load different timelines:

A mere ugly-duckling romance about chasing love is far too boring... God, don’t you want to watch a more dramatic performance?

What kind of performance will you give me?

A more dramatic performance... Let’s completely turn this conquest game on its head.

The god replied delightedly: Sure.

And so, everyone who had reached a bad ending in any playthrough regained their memories.

The men, who had never once appeared by Shi’s side in their memories, now gathered around her one by one. Without exception, they wanted all of her love and forgiveness.

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Records in the diary:

XX/XX/XX Weather: Light rain

[Playthrough One: Line 80

The bouquet that had never been given away had been carefully preserved, but flowers plucked from their branches and leaves would inevitably wilt one day... and he had been unable to stop it.

From the day he lost both his lover and his father, Rain, who had always been calm, was calm no longer.

Reached the bad ending in Playthrough One: [Withered Rose]]

XX/XX/XX Weather: Sunny

[Playthrough Two: Line 27

After middle school, my lover and I began a long-distance relationship. I went to high school and university in Tokyo. Gradually, I noticed that my once-clingy conquest target was becoming more and more distant... There seemed to be another woman by his side.

How unusual. Had he... fallen for someone else?

“Everything I did was to protect her.” That included keeping away from his lover despite the pain it caused him.

After witnessing his lover get shot by an enemy at her graduation ceremony, he went cold all over and belatedly realized, “...Maybe I was completely wrong.”

Not only had I failed to protect you, I had truly hurt you.

Reached the bad ending in Playthrough Two: [The Lover Who Lost Contact], [Lives That Crossed]]

XX/XX/XX Weather: Cloudy

[Playthrough Three: Line 59

There was an Italian transfer student in my class. He looked like a ferocious delinquent, but seemed to love discussing the supernatural.

After I deliberately approached him, my conquest target seemed to like me more and more.

After he chased off another annoying admirer for me, I asked him to go out with me. As expected, he said yes.

He had never regretted becoming the Tenth Generation boss’s right-hand man. Joining the Mafia had always been his own choice.

...Until his lover was killed by his enemy, and he realized that his Mafia identity had made him an accomplice in harming her.

Having lost his lover, all he had left was a broken heart. Like a house dog who had lost its owner, he would wander forever and ever through a world without his lover.

Reached the bad ending in Playthrough Three: [A Heart No Longer Whole], [The Wandering House Dog]]

XX/XX/XX Weather: Partly cloudy

[Playthrough Four: Line 18

No one knew that the notorious committee chairman, whose name struck fear into people, actually liked small animals... He had a surprisingly soft heart.

After I boldly asked him to date me, he threatened me, just as expected.

“Wow, you’ve got guts... Dating at your age? I’ll bite you to death.”

“So... will you say yes?”

The Vongola Cloud Guardian was aloof and elusive, yet he always came to stand silently before his lover’s tombstone on the same appointed days.

“You’ve got guts. You dare break a promise after agreeing to it... Didn’t you say you’d stay by my side forever? Lately, I’ve been dreaming of you less and less. In my dreams, you never say anything or even pay attention to me... Are you getting back at me?”

...No one answered his questions, and there was no one left who could hold back the drifting clouds.

Reached the bad ending in Playthrough Four: [Clouds That Came to Rest]]

[D12] ↓

[69] ↓

[Hui] ↓

[Ci] ↓

[Okkotsu] ↓

[Five-Yuan God] ↓

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Highlights:

1. The female lead is an ordinary person, truly ordinary from beginning to end. All she has is the ability to save and load, granted by the god’s diary, and her naturally unlucky constitution when it comes to women.

The female lead is the queen of all women. Every woman loves her, in all sorts of ways, whether normal, profound, or twisted... Her mother loves her twice as much, with a mother’s natural affection plus a constitution buff, resulting in all kinds of lethal amounts of love from women.

2. The female lead is somewhat cold, level-headed, able to weigh pros and cons, and very good at disguising herself. She probably won’t reveal her true identity much in the story.

Everything she does is a decision that benefits her most from her own point of view, and she hasn’t watched the anime, so she doesn’t know the plot.

The author wants to try writing a protagonist with a different style. She may not be a good girl in the traditional sense, so please don’t scold her, qwq.

3. The female lead is selfish and self-centered most of the time. She has feelings, but not many.

When she realizes she can’t reach her goal, she calmly weighs the pros and cons, settles for the next best thing, and chooses the best way out and the best solution so she can live better.

She doesn’t mind hurting other people to achieve her goals. She can feel guilty, but not much.

4. There are reasons for the bad endings. They aren’t melodramatic misunderstandings caused by a lack of love. In most cases, Shi, an ordinary person, gets a bad ending because of the dangers that come with their identities. (Slaps thigh.)

5. After regaining their memories, they’ll be the ones trying to win her over! A chaotic battle for her affection!

6. I just want to write a cheesy Mary Sue conquest story, so don’t flame me! I’ll do my best to make it logical. Anyway, it’ll be a delightfully cheesy conquest story.

7. There are pairings that break up canon couples or official ships, such as YoruHina and Okkotsu x Kagawa. Please leave promptly if you’re uncomfortable with that.

Planned conquest targets include: a certain Five-Yuan God, a certain Vongola Tenth Generation boss, a certain Vongola Rain Guardian, a certain Vongola Cloud Guardian, a certain Vongola Mist Guardian, a certain Vongola Storm Guardian, a certain Sky-Horse, a certain Pure Love Warrior, a certain Cursed Speech user, and a certain spiky-haired boy.

Initial blurb: May 2026

Revised: August 24, 2026

Theme: Love requires sincerity and understanding.