
Stop It, You Old Ancestor
别闹了祖宗
by Three Sticks of Incense (三支清香)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 181k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Luo Ying had an incredibly lucky start in life.
Born at the top of the world, worshipped by countless people, blessed with a family of the highest standing and an equally distinguished childhood friend and fiance. All that was left was to seal the deal with a wedding and live happily ever after.
Who could have known that her grand wedding night would send the whole story off the rails?
Someone secretly took control of her mind, forcing her to kill her father and mother and slaughter her entire family with her own hands.
Her former lover was devastated. The deeper his love, the fiercer his hatred, and he personally sealed her away for hundreds of years.
When she opened her eyes again, the world had changed, and the heaven's favorite had made a dazzling return from her seal.
She thought she'd be returning to take revenge and tear the villains apart. Instead, right from the start, she was saddled with three bizarre teammates.
Qingkong, a lifelong servant of the family, has loyalty maxed out and repeats the same thing all day: I am my master's favorite family servant.
Yi Bian, a poor university student, imagines himself to be the chosen one, firmly convinced that he's destined to save the world. Luo Ying shuts him down with a cold look: No, you're just useless.
Quan Duyou used to spend his nights drinking and reveling among women. Now he's seen the light, sworn off wine, women, wealth, and pleasure, and only wants to follow his ancestor around, fighting monsters and building a career.
The four of them team up to hunt monsters. Half their time is spent adventuring and fighting, and the other half arguing among themselves and getting into ridiculous situations.
But the present world is far from peaceful.
Villains are secretly conducting experiments in forbidden arts, stitching people and monsters together to mass-produce demons in human skin.
The mastermind behind the wrongful massacre of her family is still lurking in the shadows, determined to grind her to dust in this life.
Luo Ying: I just want to clear my name and get revenge. Why do I also have to lead three lovable idiots through this ordeal?
Who holds a grudge against her so bitterly that they destroyed her family, ruined her love, wrecked her reputation, and sealed her away for hundreds of years, only to keep coming after her even now?
--- Not much romance, just a melodramatic, passionate, over-the-top little story~
[Extra Scene]
Yi Bian: I am definitely the chosen one!
Luo Ying: Stop dreaming. You're just useless.
Qingkong: I am my master's favorite family servant. ✧
Quan Duyou: All those pretty girls are boring. Following our ancestor and killing monsters is the true meaning of life.
My new novel, I Was Born to Play with Passion, is currently updating.
1v1, a bold, unrestrained heroine who follows her heart × a cool, scheming, double-standard hero, happy ending
Zhao Shuhang is caught in a sudden disaster and nearly dies. She loses all her memories, and her fragmented soul wanders, forced to possess people with weak souls.
Even though she's only a fragment of a soul clinging to life, her natural charm hasn't diminished in the slightest.
The first time she possessed someone,
she opened her eyes to find a handsome, broad-shouldered man looking at her with concern.
She grew interested, touched his hand, and asked whether he was married.
The man's expression changed dramatically. "I'm your brother!"
Convinced that a ghost had possessed his sister's body, he called for an immortal master to drive it out.
Ji Mufeng came at his invitation.
She was captivated by his looks and shamelessly flirted with him, only to get a stern scolding. She almost got exorcised on the spot, and life became much harder after that.
A few days later, the original owner awoke. Zhao Shuhang was forced out and drifted elsewhere,
naively thinking she'd escaped her troubles.
Then another unexpected encounter brought her face-to-face with that unforgettable handsome face.
He had taken on a new identity: a well-regarded magistrate.
On an arched bridge, beneath drooping willows,
he stood tall and straight in a blue, round-collared official robe,
while the yellow talisman pinched between two fingers inside his hanging sleeve carried an unmistakable threat, impossible to miss.
She forced a smile and made her way toward him.
Zhao Shuhang: Handsome. Truly handsome. Dangerously handsome. Handsome as a ghost that won't leave me alone!
Just wait. I'll win you over sooner or later!
Theme: Everyone should bear the consequences of their own mistakes
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessFree
Other names
- Back from the Seal, My Teammates Are All Weirdos破封归来我的队友全是奇葩Former title · until Oct 2026
