When he was sixteen years old, Hong Jian was tied up the mountain by ignorant villagers and presented to the mountain god as a sacrifice.
The mountain god didn't see it, but he found a bunch of jelly beans.
After the hungry Hong Jian ate the jelly beans, she had an epiphany. It turned out that the world she was in was a storybook, and she was the protagonist of the storybook. She was the kind of protagonist who could pick up peerless secrets when she fell off a cliff, and could pick up rare magic weapons when she encountered auctions on the road. She looked ordinary but showed her talents at critical moments.
In the future, she will slay demons, defend justice, and eventually ascend to the upper world and reach the pinnacle of life!
It turns out that she is the legendary dragon! Proud! Sky!
Wuhu, take off!
As a messenger of justice, how can you not resist the fate of being a sacrifice?
So at the first moment when the mountain god appeared on the stage, Hong Jian was holding a sword (wooden stick) and wearing a hair crown (grass ring), and rushed forward with a righteous look on his face: "Hey! Goblin, eat my little red sword!"
Mountain God:?
What's going on? Who is this?
Where is the elixir he just made? ? ?
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The mountain god watches the mountains and is a powerful hermit. He likes to act cool and wave his hand without taking away a single cloud, leaving countless legends to the world.
He recently took on a new apprentice named Hongjian.
The apprentice is cute, talented, and full of energy, but there is only one bad thing. Taking pills has damaged his brain. He feels that he is the protagonist of the story. All he thinks about all day long is either slaying demons or treasure hunting competitions.
More importantly.
Rumors hurt people, and the legends he left behind seemed to make his disciples misunderstand him.
For the first time, the red paper was given to him by the ignorant mountain people for food.
Red Note: Are you a monster?
The second time, the red note was given to him as a human sacrifice by an ignorant evil cultivator in order to save people.
Red note: Master is a demon cultivator?
The third time, Hong Jian replaced the kidnapped girl and was sent to him again as the bride of the River God.
Hong Jian hesitated and then decided: "Master, you are indeed the evil god."
"..."
Guan Shanglan raised his head and looked at his precious apprentice dressed in bridal attire.
First of all, he is not an evil god.
Secondly, why is it you?
Why is it you again? ?
Why is it always you! ! !
* Master Biwang who has a strong desire to perform x Feng Aotian's young apprentice who suffers from chuunibyou
Purpose: The so-called cultivation is not for immortality, but to eliminate demons, defend the Tao, and protect the world.