Hello Stone Host!
This year, you devoted yourself to the stand-in business and attacked five bad attackers.
The success rate is as high as 0%, which exceeds 0% of strategy users in the world.
[Do you still remember the CEO attack with the lowest favorability value towards you?
After Bai Yueguang returned to China, you kindly cooked a table of meals for him and Bai Yueguang.
Under the stunned gazes of the two people, you adjusted the tuxedo you took off from the butler, and half of the fake beard fell off your lips.
After you said: "The young master has not been so happy for a long time.", You were directly kicked out of the villa by the CEO, and the mission failed.
Congratulations, your failure speed has successfully exceeded 100% of strategy users.
[Do you still remember that Zhan Ge Gong who hired you as Bai Yueguang's proxy?
When he was sad and drunk, you said: "Brother, wake up quickly! Bai Yueguang and his teammates are selling shit again!", And he really woke up.
He hates that when the bright moon is high and does not shine on him, you say: "The CP fan has a crooked butt and stands under the cherry blossom tree. Everyone is beautiful. XX's love is passionate for everyone, and it is refined by Bai Yueguang!", And he is relieved.
When he wanted to fire you, you said: "Brother! The regular guy picked out your trumpet and called me!", And he decisively passed the blame to you.
[Haha, you must be an excellent scapegoat, right?
This year, your keywords of the year are [taking the blame] [showing off] [wanting to retire] [returning my memory]
This year, you said a total of 2,778 times: [I don't want to do this anymore] [The system will give me more points on credit] [I will definitely succeed next time]
This year, until 2:13 in the morning, you were still searching in your system brain: [If I confess my love to the Lord God (boss) after failing the mission, will he let me go?
You are such a unique guide user. Even Bai Yueguang couldn't hold back and asked you: "... How many jobs do you hold?"
Since you are so talented and bold, the system will fulfill your wish and transfer you to the logistics department for retirement.
I wish you a happy life and enjoy your retirement.
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Asbestos, the whole army was wiped out in the love strategy mission, and was unceremoniously thrown to the logistics department by the Lord God to repair the loopholes in the world.
Yuan Yu, the elder Bai Yueguang who was the main character in the ancient heart-throb sweet pet literature, also surpassed the main character Shou by one vote and became the C-ranked son of the draft. He was reborn because of the investigation of the truth about the murder of his sister in his previous life.
As the vicious cannon fodder in the original work.
Follower.
Shi Mian not only has to find ways to get close to Yuan Yu, but also needs to secretly provide him with clues to advance the plot.
Helpless, this man was careless and extremely vigilant. Shi Mian had no choice but to cry and pretend to have a secret love for many years. He was infatuated with her and used all the tools he could to stalk him. He also used the strategy techniques that he was familiar with and had copied five times.
But soon, he realized something was wrong.
Looking at the five young men who appeared in front of them inexplicably and looked similar to the five scumbag attackers, they looked at them with three parts of brokenness, three parts of paranoia, three parts of joy at having lost and recovered, and a part of disappointment.
Asbestos fell silent.
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Yuan Yu has been living in pain and self-blame every day since he was reborn. His sister was killed and his whole family was torn apart. He vowed to find out the real culprit.
Unexpectedly, while he was investigating the case, a person appeared in his life out of thin air. He claimed that he had been begging for many years just to see him, and he had a love affair with him like a home invasion.
It's just that this guy is too much of a philanderer, with five unsightly men following him, so how can he have the nerve to say that he likes him? !
Early stage: There are many people who like me, who do you think is the oldest?
Mid-stage: That's all, don't you just like yourself? What's the harm in pampering him or giving in to him?
Later: Hey, look at me pretending to be those five idiots from Tang Yin.
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The man who claims to be a straight man is actually a narcissistic elementary school chicken.
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A heartthrob with a performative personality who just wants to lie down and is too lazy to flirt with men, but is particularly attracted to men who want to humiliate and pursue them.
Let's start with something like this. There will be room for buying stocks if there are multiple attack points. The introduction may not be the final one and will be revised.
There are many clichéd literature about becoming a beauty.
Purpose: Happy every day