Hello Stone Host.
In the year you devoted yourself to the stand-in business, you spent 1,000 hours on the strategy game, and defeated five scumbag attackers in total.
Your success rate is as high as 0%, which exceeds 0% of strategy users in the world.
Do you still remember the CEO attack with the lowest opinion value towards you?
After Bai Yueguang returned to China, you kindly cooked a table of meals for him and Bai Yueguang.
Under the stunned gazes of the two people, you adjusted the tuxedo you took off from the butler, and half of the fake beard fell off your lips.
After you said: "The young master has not been so happy for a long time.", You were directly kicked out of the villa by the CEO, and the mission failed.
Congratulations, your failure speed has successfully exceeded 100% of strategy users.
Do you still remember that night when you were covered with a quilt and chatting with that king in the entertainment industry?
He tapped the sheets with his jade-like fingers and said to you: "Don't be tempted by me. My body and mind have always belonged to him only. You don't need me to teach you more about the rules of a substitute, right?"
You rolled your eyes and said, "There is a secret that everyone in the Beijing circle knows. It is that the king loves his Bai Yueguang to the core. It's just that he prefers excitement and plays an unconventional way. He has tasted cuteness, purity, and sexiness, but there is only one taboo - he must not get in front of Bai Yueguang."
Congratulations, the eye droppings have successfully reached Tian Wang Gong's face, and you have achieved the achievement of [Being Blocked by Tian Wang Gong from the Whole Network].
Do you still remember that Zhan Ge Gong who hired you as Bai Yueguang's proxy?
When he was sad and drunk, you said: "Brother, wake up quickly! Bai Yueguang and his teammates are selling shit again!", And he really woke up.
He hates that when the bright moon is high and does not shine on him, you say: "The CP fan has a crooked butt and stands under the cherry blossom tree. Everyone is beautiful. XX's love is passionate for everyone, and it is refined by Bai Yueguang!", And he is relieved.
When he wanted to fire you, you said: "Brother! The regular guy picked out your trumpet and called me!", And he decisively passed the blame to you.
This year, your keywords of the year are [taking the blame] [showing off] [wanting to retire] [returning my memory]
This year, you said a total of 2778 times: [Male protagonist SL] [I don't want to do it anymore] [The system will give me more points on credit] [I will definitely succeed next time] [I also want to be a king]
This year, your strategy mantra is: [Surgery is suspended, I will take over. The meeting is suspended, I will pick it up. I am not RH negative red panda blood. I only have three kidneys. This is the first time that the young master has brought a woman home. Master, he has a serious stomach problem.
This year, your favorite emoticon is: [lady gaga flaming red lips]
This year, until 2:13 in the morning, you were still searching in your system brain: [If I confess my love to the Lord God (boss) after failing the mission, will he let me go?
You are such a unique guide user. Even Bai Yueguang couldn't hold back and asked you: "... How many jobs do you hold?"
Since you are such a talented and bold person, the system will fulfill your wish and transfer you to the transparent group.
I wish you a happy life and enjoy your retirement.
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