*Tentatively, a Green Card vocalist debuting with ILLIT, with Lee Mijoo as the face reference (survival show + debut)
Song Tongjun went viral on Korean forums before her debut over a single leaked preview photo. As a Green Card holder, she was forcibly bound to a "Dad System."
If she didn't act like a dad, she'd grow weak. If she didn't have oppa syndrome, she'd die.
They said all she had to do was be a soft, cute sweetie. So why did she sound like a greasy old man as soon as she opened her mouth?
[Mission 1: During a livestream, make a "deep, velvety voice" at the camera.]
She did as instructed. The chat instantly changed from "Awww, so cute!" to "??? Who is this?"
System reward received: "CEO Aura (Passive Skill: Automatically radiates an intimidating presence within a ten-meter radius)."
[Mission 2: At a fan signing, tell every fan in line a cheesy pickup line and start by leaning over the table to trap them.]
She gritted her teeth and carried it out. The fansite photographers in the front row were stunned, while her bandmates in the back froze like statues.
System reward received: "Irresistible Charm Unleashed (Active Skill: Use on a target to make their heart race for three minutes)."
A passerby clicks on her fancam: So cute and soft, I want to raise her as my daughter.
Three seconds later, she gives the camera a devilish smile and says in a deep voice, "You can't get away from me, noona."
Passerby: ??? What is this?
They watch it three more times.
Passerby: ...Okay, it's kind of addictive?
They watch it ten more times.
Passerby: How does she manage to be both cute and greasy? Is something wrong with me? Whatever, I'm touring!
Overnight, her "greasy-cute" fancam swept through all the major forums.
Haters said her image had collapsed, while rival fans mocked her as having a split personality.
Until the year-end award ceremony, when Song Tongjun went onstage to accept an award as a rookie.
Everyone expected her to act normal again and give a sweet, cute speech.
She took the microphone and drew a deep breath...
The System displayed its final mission: "Perform the three-part sequence of touching your nose, puffing your cheek, and raising an eyebrow for the entire audience."
She resigned herself to it and raised her head, the corner of her mouth curling into a roguish grin.
In front of the camera, she slowly touched her distinctive upturned nose, traced her cheek with a fingertip, and finally faced the million people in the audience...
And raised an eyebrow.
The venue fell completely silent.
Three seconds later, screams lifted the roof.
She took up eight of the top ten trending spots all by herself.
*No, unnis, let me explain!
Theme: Sweat soaks the practice room as I swear I'll reign over the sixth generation
