[Sharp-tongued, even sharper, absolutely smitten gong x A beautiful, big-hearted shou who loves getting steamy]
Cheng Xingye still remembers the moment he fell in love at first sight with his boyfriend. Song Huaiyu gazed at him with sparkling eyes and asked if he could add him on WeChat.
Cheng Xingye's heart was pounding, but he kept a cool expression. "Sure."
Within a week, he had agreed to Song Huaiyu's pursuit.
Cheng Xingye thought he was so happy. Song Huaiyu loved him so much. That was, until he saw his younger boyfriend's post about writing: "I could never write sweet romance well, but then I started dating a guy who's just like my male lead, and readers all say my writing has improved. Hehe."
Cheng Xingye: ...What?
So Song Huaiyu hadn't confessed because of love at first sight. He'd done it for writing material!
Cheng Xingye took the post to confront Song Huaiyu. Before he could say a word, Song Huaiyu's eyes turned red. "Wah, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have lied to you. Let's break up!"
Cheng Xingye had only been mildly angry and wanted his boyfriend to comfort him. Now he was completely stunned.
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After the breakup, Cheng Xingye couldn't get over it. Late at night, he was always sneaking a look at his ex-boyfriend's novels.
The new male lead dreamed of saying sweet things, so Cheng Xingye memorized a thousand romantic lines.
The male lead had a cold expression but loved acting cute, so Cheng Xingye practiced acting coy in front of the mirror, putting on a sweet voice even as his ears turned red.
The male lead could go seven times in one night, so Cheng Xingye went to the gym seven times a week.
Through sheer effort, Cheng Xingye got back together with Song Huaiyu, the experiential author. He gave a cold laugh and decided he'd play with Song Huaiyu's feelings too, then dump him without mercy!
He would be cold! Heartless! Unpredictable! He'd never again sacrifice his self-respect to be a stand-in for some fictional character!
Cold and ruthless, Cheng Xingye opened Song Huaiyu's Weibo again and saw the newest comment.
Author! Hungry! Food! Please write some forbidden brother-in-law and sister-in-law erotica!
Song Huaiyu: Yay! That sounds so delicious, hehe. But what if I don't have any inspiration...
The next day, the doorbell rang. Song Huaiyu opened the door and asked in surprise, "Cheng Xingye, why are you knocking? Did you forget your key?"
Cheng Xingye stood outside, dressed bright and cheerful, but scowling. "I'm not Cheng Xingye. I'm his twin brother."
Song Huaiyu: Huh?
"S-sister-in-law, can you let me in?"
After another round of bedroom role-play, Cheng Xingye remembered his revenge plan. He glared at Song Huaiyu, who was sprawled limply on the bed, and announced, "I'm breaking up with you!"
Song Huaiyu couldn't even move his fingers. He replied lazily, "I haven't been planning to write a getting-back-together-after-a-breakup story lately."
"Oh. All right, then let's not break up just yet."
★ Both are each other's first and only, in this sweet romance
Theme: Love with conviction