How Can a Person Be Identified as a Kitten?

Suddenly I want to write a short cookie! Jiang Shiyan was involved in a minor car accident, and the virtual reality chip installed in his head had cracks. Jiang Shiyan: Doctor, is it possible to cure my disease? Doctor: The possibility is not zero. Fortunately, this is just a functional chip and will not affect your daily life too much. Jiang Shi breathed a sigh of relief and walked out of the hospital. Around the corner, he met his destined cat owner—— A beautiful and smooth male three-flowered flower. He named the cat's owner "Genius" and carried the cat back home happily. From then on, Jiang Shiyan became addicted to raising cats and became a complete cat slave. He also started a side business as a short video blogger, live streaming in his spare time to earn money for his master. However, something strange happened—— First, the pet hospital sternly refused to sterilize his genius; then his short video account became popular all the way, with fans shouting below every day, "It's so sweet," and "What's wrong with him?"; His live broadcast account was even moved to the love zone by the platform every day, and he had to go back to the pet zone every time. Later, the platform succumbed. Jiang Shiyan has become the most popular pet blogger! Jiang Shiyan happily started a live broadcast of thanks, and with millions of fans witnessing it, he took off the hair tie from his head and threw it out. "Genius, pick it up!" Then the audience watched as the youngest E9-level executive of Vientiane Group, who was sitting on the sofa, moved. The cold and dignified man slowly walked out, slowly put the hair tie in his mouth, and slowly came back. Audience: ... How on earth did you convince him to accompany you to film this? ! After receiving the new treatment, Jiang Shiyan choked several times in the ward and could not accept it. Wow, how can a person be recognized as a kitten... The calico cat sat quietly on the bedside and nibbled out apple peels for him. [Attention from the rear] 1. The chip in the protagonist's brain is cracked. Regarding cats, he is a mentally ill person with extremely self-consistent logic. He will automatically rationalize everything. Everyone else (including the platform) including Gong is normal. 2. Light comedy, short, a love story like a home invasion and kidnapping (?). 3. CP Liyun × Jiang Shiyan, forced to attack as the cat CEO × cat slave Xiao Taiyang Shou, 1v1, double clean. Intention: love and dreams, hope and alliance.