*One-line summary: Selling off cold, unwanted merch gets her an invincible handsome face.
*The blurb is written in third person, while the main story is in first person.
*Includes female-to-male transformation (to be precise, the entire story does), misunderstandings, sword-and-blade abuse, cold treatment, and a dark Honmaru setting. There are also elements involving 2.5D actors.
*Disclaimer: This story is only for readers who can accept anything.
Synopsis:
1.
Xiaoshan Chun, a 27-year-old corporate drone and merch collector, goes to bed at nine at night and gets up at six in the morning. After buying goods from Animate, Surugaya, and countless offline blind bags, her home is piled high with unpopular merch she can't sell.
Just before she decides to sell it off cheaply through an overseas secondhand livestream shop...
"Would you be interested in cosplaying to save another world?"
A certain System asked her.
Xiaoshan Chun: ...
Xiaoshan Chun: Do people start hallucinating when they get old?
2.
People do start hallucinating when they get old. But there's also a chance it's not a hallucination, and that your fated chuunibyou is calling you to become a magical girl.
Xiaoshan Chun: I want to be a Kamen Rider.
System: No.
Xiaoshan Chun: Then I want to be an Ultraman.
System: That's not really possible either.
Xiaoshan Chun: If neither of those will work, what can you even let me transform into?
System: Beep.
System: A sword warrior.
3.
The good news:
The one thing she has plenty of at home is sword-warrior merch.
The bad news:
It's all from unpopular sword warriors. They go for three yuan each, two for five, or eight for ten.
System: Here's your chance to put them to use. One badge lets you transform into a sword warrior for 24 hours. Each transformation earns you two experience points, and it takes twenty points to level up. Then you'll go to a Touken Ranbu fanfiction world and save the sword warriors who are being abused. Once you've cleansed their wounded hearts, you'll receive a Holy Grail of Humanity that can grant a wish.
Xiaoshan Chun: How many levels to max out?
System: Ten levels per character unlocks a permanent costume.
Xiaoshan Chun: (shoves) Max me out.
System: ...
System: Can I take that back and say five men now?
Theme: Eat well, drink well, sleep well, and wait for happiness to arrive
I can't stop laughing... Yamagiri Nagayoshi who clearly didn't appear but seems to have appeared (Azu Shiga-san made me laugh so hard...) What's so funny about the masked man (you click on five men and you will automatically receive the identity of the sword man when the time comes, right...) And the backstage of the big exit is even more ridiculous... Although I have never seen Kan Fei Orz... It's so funny. Teacher, please update this and the other two books quickly (of course, if you don't want to, just ignore this paragraph, teacher, it's best to put yourself first 🥺)
The boss of Yamiami has a lot of rice [blue heart]🤗
Come on, teacher! Green and white are so nervous!
Okay, it's the sound of five swords 😆
🤗 Teacher High-Speed Gun, we're chasing you, it's still delicious...
OK, here it comes, I'll eat——
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl