I Picked Up a Mad Dog at an Elite School, and He Spoiled Me Rotten

❤️ Please add my next novel to your reading list: The old-fashioned patriarch spoils his wife all over again. Synopsis at the very bottom.

--Main Story Synopsis

175 cm, a natural flirt who has no idea he's flirting, airheaded x 195 cm, taciturn, hopeless romantic, fatherly big shot

Height difference | Top x Bottom: calico cat x Doberman~ Even a baby’s little hisses can make the fatherly type go weak at the knees

Hosh Pizer, a German heir from an old-money family, was ambushed and injured by his enemies while inspecting the family business. He thought he was going to die in an alley.

Until an innocent, talkative, food-loving young man from the East held up an umbrella and shielded him from the downpour.

At that moment, he wanted to keep that ray of sunshine all to himself.

*

He Miao was a gifted fortune-teller who lived deep in the mountains, but a calamity was written in his fate. To avert it, he had to stay away from the wealthy and powerful.

In his previous life, he was struck by lightning against his will. Then he transmigrated into a modern American school novel, becoming a poor international student.

Wonderful! He was free again. He never wanted to have anything to do with the privileged elite ever again.

He Miao earned money for living expenses by answering people’s questions, but a gang of thugs cornered him in an alley and threatened him.

If being unlucky is a talent, then he’s exceptionally talented!

Just as an iron rod came crashing down, a tall figure stepped in front of him and beat the thugs until they were sprawled all over the ground.

The man was more than a head taller than him, his arms thicker than the iron rod. His dark green eyes fixed on He Miao like a vicious dog locking onto its prey.

Tears streamed down He Miao’s face.

The man’s hand trembled, and the iron rod fell to the ground. His fingers brushed He Miao’s cheek, feather-light, as though he were afraid of breaking him. “I’m here. Don’t be scared.”

Only after taking in those broad shoulders, narrow waist, and bulging chest did He Miao remember that this was the homeless man who had collapsed in the alley the other day.

He Miao: “Be my bodyguard. We’ll make money together. I can predict good and bad fortune, wealth, romance...”

Hosh: “Okay.”

From then on, whenever anyone tried to get rough, He Miao would step behind the man. “Big guy, beat him up.”

Over time, He Miao became known as the pretty little immortal boy who led a vicious dog around on a leash.

Hosh was not only his bodyguard, but also cooked for him, taking such good care of him that he wanted for nothing.

He Miao rested his head on Hosh’s chest, but Hosh pulled his hand out from under his vest. “Be good, Miao Miao. Don’t step on __. Your little __ hasn’t healed yet.”

*

One day, He Miao was drawn into a shop by the display in the window, but the manager saw his “shabby” clothes and threw him right out.

He Miao stood in front of the shop window, not understanding what a luxury store was or why people were making fun of what he wore. He only wanted to buy pretty accessories for the big guy.

Hosh appeared behind him. “Do you like it?”

He Miao turned and wrapped his arms around Hosh’s neck, nodding, but then shook his head when he remembered being kicked out.

Hosh knew that meant he really liked it, so he picked him up and carried him into the store.

The manager called Hosh “Young Master” in a panic. People around them whispered that Hosh was the only son of the powerful Pizer family, a vicious violent man, and that He Miao was “the young master’s plaything.”

Hosh picked up a necklace designed like a leather collar, placed it in He Miao’s hands, then knelt before him on one knee. “Put it on me.”

He Miao froze. Could he still make a run for it?

#An airheaded runaway who values his life makes a grand escape#

*

Bonus Scene 1

Everyone in the know had heard that Hosh had a little darling at home who could do whatever he pleased. His enemies wanted to kidnap him and use him to threaten Hosh.

But every time they tried, they either mysteriously lost their target, got interrupted by some unexpected incident, or died in an accident.

Only later did they learn that He Miao was Hosh’s weakness, but he was no pushover.

Bonus Scene 2

He Miao came home holding a pair of pink bow hair clips. “I’m back.”

Hosh dried his hands on his apron, then crouched down to help him change his shoes. “Dinner will be ready soon. Have some strawberries to tide you over.”

He Miao clipped two little tufts of hair on top of Hosh’s head and kept fiddling with them. “Real men wear pink.”

That night, He Miao found out what it meant for a husband to wear a little pink and screw someone especially hard.

Reading Guide:

1. Eight-year age gap. The top is 27, the bottom is 19.

2. Both are each other’s one and only. A sweet two-person romance, probably a heartwarming story.

3. Content warning: The top spoils the bottom like crazy. He Miao is his whole world, but he will spank his bottom.

4. The bottom has a cross-dressing scene.

5. There is a secondary couple. They’re all the bottom’s “family”: a sharp-tongued, old-fashioned top x a straightforward, cross-dressing top. They won’t get much page time.

6. The bottom’s “family” is fiercely protective of him and puts the top in his place.

7. The American school setting is based partly on real life and partly on creative liberties.

8. The fortune-telling comes from the sixty-four hexagrams of the I Ching, with some details made up to suit the plot.

9. There are no supernatural incidents. Everything serves the destined love between the top and bottom.

10. The bonus story will include a baby.

11. The business rivalry is kindergarten-level. Don’t take it too seriously~

12. The bottom can be a little dominant with the top, as in Bonus Scene 2. It’s just a bit of fun between the couple.

❤️ Coming soon: The Blind Little One Reunites with Her Husband While He’s Starting His Business and Gets Pregnant

The old-fashioned patriarch spoils his wife all over again

Both reborn | Height difference | Both are each other’s one and only | Top x Bottom: German Shepherd x golden hamster

195 cm, stubborn, old-fashioned patriarch x 170 cm, blind, not delicate, food-loving darling

Gu Moheng went back in time to when he was still a poor young man after an accident.

In his previous life, he built his fortune from scratch and rose to become a powerful figure in tech. Now that he was starting over, he would only build his wealth even faster.

But Su Dong, the wife he was engaged to as a child, came looking for him.

In his previous life, he had been too busy working to feel anything for the blind Su Dong. He had only felt a sense of duty.

Su Dong’s eyes reddened as he asked cautiously, “Do you still want a wife? I... I can be useful.”

Su Dong was trembling all over. His fingers, wrapped around his white cane, were purple with cold, and his stomach growled with hunger. His ears turned red with embarrassment.

Gu Moheng instinctively tightened his grip on Su Dong’s hand and led him inside.

Fine. It was only one more person to support. Besides, he wouldn’t fall for this man anyway.

*

When Su Dong woke up, he found he had been reborn at a time when his eye condition had not yet healed.

In his previous life, his wealthy husband had kept him pampered at home. He knew the taciturn man had married him out of gratitude.

This time, Su Dong was kicked out of his home with no money to his name, so he decided to seek refuge with Gu Moheng.

Su Dong had grown up sheltered in a greenhouse. How could he have known that a villain would drug him?

Fortunately, Gu Moheng arrived in time and beat the man until he was permanently incapacitated.

Wrapped in a blanket, Su Dong curled into a tiny ball. He was uncomfortable and burning up, but he didn’t dare make a sound, afraid of causing the man trouble.

But the man pulled back the blanket and loomed over him, his sturdy build like a small mountain. His sweat-damp chest muscles pressed down on Su Dong until he could barely breathe.

Gu Moheng: “It’s okay. I’ll help you.”

Afterward, Su Dong thought Gu Moheng would find him a nuisance.

Instead, the man handed over his entire paycheck, dressed him himself, cooked for him and fed him, and even fought over who got to wash the bitter melon.

It was just that the man wanted to control everything. He wouldn’t let Su Dong be picky about food, and he wouldn’t let him sleep with his back to him...

Su Dong couldn’t see and needed to touch someone’s face to confirm who they were, but the man would say:

Gu Moheng: “Dong Dong, you’re being naughty again, feeling me up.”

Holding his aching waist, Su Dong grumbled that the man was being so unreasonable.

*

Gu Moheng quickly rebuilt his company, and they moved from a rented apartment into a mansion, enjoying the life they had only achieved after years of hard work in their previous life.

He was proudest of healing his wife’s eyes and making him so pampered and beautiful.

Not long afterward, Su Dong started sleeping a lot, lost his appetite, and often felt nauseous.

When Gu Moheng learned his wife was pregnant, he happily knitted tiny shoes, bibs, and more for the baby...

One day, Su Dong chatted with a friend. “He only likes the baby in my belly.”

Gu Moheng, eavesdropping next door, felt his vision go black. He hated how stubborn he’d been in the past!

Bonus Scene:

The baby in Su Dong’s belly was still kicking, and he couldn’t sleep as he rubbed his rounded stomach.

Gu Moheng picked him up and carried him around the back garden. “Baby, go to sleep. Stop giving Daddy such a hard time.”

Resting on the man’s chest, Su Dong was nearly asleep himself. “Which baby are you trying to soothe?”

Gu Moheng: “Once I’ve soothed the baby in your belly, I’ll soothe you, my other baby.”

Reading Guide:

1. They were both virgins in their previous lives. They get intimate after being reborn, and the pregnancy lasts a long time~

2. The bottom isn’t delicate and grows as a person.

3. Height difference: 195 cm top x 170 cm bottom.

4. Age gap: nine years. The top is 28, the bottom is 19.

5. The business startup is kindergarten-level. It’s not even a little bit realistic~

❤️ Thanks for adding it to your reading list~

Theme: Love is fate pushing me toward you, again and again.