Boss, Please Put Your Pants Up

The unselfish and selfless boss of the base G* The little hooligan in the waves and the sea S Wen Leben was a notorious gangster dolphin in the sea. In an accident, he was stranded on the beach and turned into a human. Before he could adapt to land, he was treated as a duck and sent into the game. Wen Le: Bureau... What is it? Never seen it in the sea? In the interrogation room, facing a group of uniformed officers, Wen Le wanted to show his friendliness, but unexpectedly, he used too much force and blew off the roof. The boss of the base personally held him in his arms. Facing the ruins of the broken house, Wen Le hugged the boss' thigh and touched the boss's tight muscles. "Can you blame me? It's not that the roof of your house is too short." The whole room was waiting to see how Wen Le would die. What a joke, how can a man with one brain be better than a dolphin with two brains? Wen Le, who had lived in the sea for more than ten years, had never seen anything like this before, so he gave the boss two fresh puffer fish as a bribe that night. Men ~ understand everything. The next day, someone commented: "Did you know? Someone wants to poison the captain." Wen Le, who was working part-time to pay off debts, immediately perked up when he heard the news, "Who? Who is so awesome?" Then wouldn't he be liberated? ****** Zang Ming is the captain of the 6th detachment of the WHL Ocean Counter-Terrorism League. His main task is to fight monsters and level up. Until a special person came to the island, and the headache began. "Captain! The fish in the kitchen was stolen." "Captain! Someone released electric eels in the swimming pool." "Captain! Someone put smelly dead salmon on my bed." From then on, Zang Ming lived a life where in addition to tasks and training, he also had to tie Wen Le to his belt. ****** Small theater: One night, Wen Le took Zang Ming's hand and stretched it down: "Captain, touch it." Zang Ming was boiling inside but calm on the outside (wet, slippery, soft): "No! Why are there still thorns?" Wen Le took out a sea cucumber and said flatteringly: "I just caught it, it's still fresh." —————————————— "Advance receipt~" Next article: "The ex who has been away for three years is back" Sunny young white horse * dark paranoid old crazy critic Three years ago, Cheng Chi dumped his lover Lin Zhao without any reason and went overseas without any news. Everyone in the industry knew that Lin Zhao was once crazy about Cheng Chi and had been depressed for several months after they were broken up. But now he is an upstart in the business world and is decisive in killing. No one dared to mention Cheng Chi's name in front of him. Until the Lin family's wedding, Lin Zhao's uncle Lin Yan married a woman named Cheng. Lin Zhao met his long-missing ex again. —— On the wedding day, the guests drank and drank. As the younger brother of the bride, Cheng Chi wore a dark suit and smiled gracefully in the crowd. After three years of not seeing each other, he has lost a lot of weight, and the youthful spirit has faded from the corners of his eyes, leaving only a gentle arc. Only the old silver ring on the ring finger has never been taken off. Lin Zhao passed by him carrying champagne, without stopping, and only said one sentence. "On the left side of the second floor, the third guest room." Cheng Chi's fingertips trembled, and he smiled and toasted with others. —— The moment the door was locked, Lin Zhao pressed Cheng Chi against the door panel. His tie was pulled loose, his breathing was hot, and all the unfinished questions of the past three years were pressing in his eyes. "Cheng Chi." His voice was low and hoarse, and he smiled through his teeth, "What should I call you?" "Is it your ex-boyfriend... Or your uncle?" Cheng Chi looked up at him, the ends of his eyes were red, but the corners of his mouth were still curved. "You can call it whatever you want." —— After the wedding, everyone in the circle was waiting to see how Lin Zhao would attack. Who doesn't know how embarrassed Lin Zhao was when he was dumped? Now that Cheng Chi has become his elder, this hatred may turn upside down. But everything was calm in the Lin family. Lin Zhao still comes home on time every day, and there are always two sets of bowls and chopsticks on the table. Cheng Chi was afraid of the cold, so there was an extra cashmere blanket in the study. Lin Zhao had a stomachache, and Cheng Chi stayed overnight. Lin Zhao held his wrist and fell asleep. The next day, there was a circle of bruises on his wrist and he didn't say a word. Someone asked Lin Yan, is he not afraid of making a joke by allowing his nephew to get entangled with Cheng Chi? Lin Yan slowly rolled up his cuffs, revealing Cheng Yun's teeth marks on one wrist, and smiled without saying a word. Cheng Yun was eating melon seeds on the side and said casually, "During the three years since Ah Chi left, he cried every time he got drunk... Lin Zhao doesn't know, but we all recorded it." —— Later, when Cheng Chi was hungover, Lin Zhao took him out of the bathroom, wrapped him in a bath towel, and laid him on the bed to dry his hair. He vaguely grasped the corner of Lin Zhao's clothes and whispered, "I'm sorry..." Lin Zhao turned off the hair dryer and looked down at him. "Why did you leave in the first place?" Cheng Chi closed his eyes, his eyelashes were wet, he clenched the ugly scar on his palm, and it took a long time to squeeze out a sob from his throat. "I hurt so much." Lin Zhao was silent for a long time. Finally, he pulled Cheng Chi into his arms with the quilt on him, his voice was muffled. "Idiot." "Why didn't you say it hurt?" —— Later, at the banquet, he encountered a troublemaker again and asked Lin Zhao in a strange way, "That little uncle in your family has a lot of control." Lin Zhao held the wine glass with a gentle smile but cold eyes. "Cheng Chi is my man, he was before and he is now." "As for seniority..." He turned to look at Cheng Chi, who was eating a cake not far away. The man had cream on his lips and smiled crookedly at him. Lin Zhao added in a low voice. "I'm happy to let him control me for the rest of my life." Everyone, "..." Mine clearance warning: 1. Double cleansing. Receiving: Wen Le; attacking: Zang Ming. 2. The whole sweet article 3. There are various perspectives, the more the merrier. . . 4. The reality is imaginary, please do not substitute it into reality. 5. In short, read the article rationally and wish everyone a happy day! ! ! 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