Break up decisively and refuse to accept it* Try all kinds of ways to recover and become more and more desperate
People outside said that Shen Lan had a dog. This dog was obedient, sensible, and considerate. He would come over wagging his tail as soon as he waved, kissing, hugging, and cuddling.
Until one day, Shen Lan received photos of cheating puppies on his cell phone screen.
Just when everyone thought that Shen Lan couldn't bear it anymore and was about to heat the pot to stew the meat, Shen Lan just waved at the puppy. When the puppy came closer, he pinched the puppy's chin and said, "I heard you have a dog outside?"
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It is said that Shen Lan has a way of training dogs, but who knows that Shen Lan also has a way of training dogs on their backs.
When Shen Lan saw with his own eyes the things the puppy did that subverted his own understanding, he didn't look back and left with a big wave of his hand.
If you don't have a familiar dog, don't get it.
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Small theater
Shen Lan, who had not trained dogs for many years and was a bit rusty in his skills, sat on the sofa and hooked his hand with Ning Tangke.
Ning Tangke, who had almost forgotten what meat tasted like, stared directly at Shen Lan, "But... Is it okay?"
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"Serial"
"This boss, please pull up your pants." Your little dolphin is exposed.
The unselfish and selfless boss of the base G* The little hooligan in the waves and the sea S
Wen Leben was a notorious gangster dolphin in the sea. In an accident, he was stranded on the beach and turned into a human.
Before he could adapt to the new hands and feet, he was reported for walking like a duck and was put in jail.
Wen Le: Bureau... What is it? Never seen it in the sea?
In the interrogation room, facing a group of uniformed officers, Wen Le wanted to show his friendliness, but unexpectedly, he used too much force and blew off the roof.
The boss of the base personally held him in his arms. Facing the ruins of the broken house, Wen Le hugged the boss' thigh and touched the boss's tight muscles. "Can you blame me? It's not that the roof of your house is too short."
The whole room was waiting to see how Wen Le would die.
What a joke, how can a man with one brain be better than a dolphin with two brains?
Wen Le, who had lived in the sea for more than ten years, had never seen anything like this before, so he gave the boss two fresh puffer fish as a bribe that night.
Men ~ understand everything.
The next day, someone commented: "Did you know? Someone wants to poison the captain."
Wen Le, who was working to pay off debts, immediately became energetic after hearing the news, "Who? Who is so awesome that he wants to poison the cold-faced monster?"
Then wouldn't he be liberated?
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After repairing and dismantling, Wen Le, who was about to succeed and retire, was suddenly pulled to the roof by the cold-faced boss.
Wen Le was so frightened that he peed his pants. Just when he was about to give the boss a little cry, he saw the arrogant and selfless boss in front of him with a red face and said, "Last time... The gossip you told me, can you tell it to me alone?"
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Zang Ming is the captain of the 196th detachment of the WHL Marine Anti-Terrorism League. He repeats boring and boring tasks and training every day.
Until a special person came to the island, and the headache began.
"Captain! The fish in the kitchen was stolen."
"Captain! Someone released electric eels in the swimming pool."
"Captain! Someone put smelly dead salmon on my bed."
From then on, Zang Ming lived a life where in addition to tasks and training, he also had to tie Wen Le to his belt.
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Small theater:
One night,
Wen Le took Zang Ming's hand and stretched it down: "Captain, touch it."
Zang Ming was boiling inside but calm on the outside (wet, slippery, soft): "No! Why are there still thorns?"
Wen Le took out a sea cucumber and said flatteringly: "I just caught it, it's still fresh."
Mine clearance warning:
1. Double cleansing. Sufferer: Shen Lan; attack: Ning Tangke.
2. A cliched article about chasing his wife in the crematorium. The author adheres to a sadistic and happy mood and believes that this article is not abusive.
3. There are various perspectives, the more the merrier. . .
4. The reality is imaginary, please do not substitute it into reality.
5. In short, read the article rationally and wish everyone a happy day! ! !
Intention: love life, love yourself
