Zhu Xuanxin: a fine face concealing a foul character, and the most notorious scoundrel in all three realms.
While out swindling people, he came across a man on the brink of death and fell in love at first sight, wanting to take him as a concubine.
Unfortunately, the man was stubborn to the core and refused to yield, even if it killed him. After a series of methods, Zhu Xuanxin finally trained him into the kind of furnace cauldron he was meant to be.
Bow your head. Kiss his mouth. Slap his face. Spread his legs.
Whenever they nestled beneath the warm covers, Zhu Xuanxin was thoroughly satisfied.
Until one day, while saving his beloved concubine, he accidentally hit his head, and only then did Zhu Xuanxin remember:
What concubine?
He and Yan Xun were a pair of wretched men who had been fighting for thousands of years, each trying to kill the other. There was no other pair like them in heaven or on earth.
As his archenemy began to stir, Zhu Xuanxin shut his eyes, pulled up his pants, and ran for it.
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To avoid trouble, he had faked his death and laid low for a while. He had just emerged from seclusion when the younger generation around him started enthusiastically gossiping, so he joined in.
“Did you hear? The Immortal Venerable went down to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation, and somehow got pregnant with some bastard's child.”
“The immortal sect is furious. I hear they're searching everywhere for the adulterer!”
“Think they'll tear him limb from limb if they catch him?”
The adulterer himself, disguised and mixed in among the immortals: ...
Wait, who got pregnant with what?
Before he could digest the news that he was about to be a father, his archenemy's sword was already at his throat.
The leader of the immortals, who was said to have pierced a hole in the heavens with a single sword strike, shielded his slightly rounded belly and sneered:
“This bird fairy looks familiar...”
“Too bad he bears some resemblance to my deceased lover.”
Zhu Xuanxin: ...
Tweet, tweet, tweet!
Immortal Venerable, this is a misunderstanding! You've got the wrong bird!
...Wait, Senior Brother, put the sword away. Why are you so angry? Careful, you'll upset the baby! Hey!
Long, long ago, back when Little Buzhou Mountain still stood, the spring blossoms swayed and scattered shadows across the ground.
Back then, Zhu Xuanxin was at the age when he was most insufferable. Whenever he lost a fight, all he could do was call for his senior brother.
Senior Brother. Senior Brother! Senior Brother?
Senior Brother
“Zhu Xuanxin, can you shut up?” his senior brother scolded him.
“You pest. I hate you most of all.”
He lay across his senior brother's back, crying as he was scolded, not daring to say a word.
But I like you best of all. What am I supposed to do, Senior Brother?
Zhu Xuanxin had never dared say those words before, and later he could no longer say them. Even when Yan Xun buried their child on Mount Changyang and ran his sword through Zhu Xuanxin's heart, Zhu Xuanxin still never said them.
Tips:
1. One-to-one pairing, both strong, both virgins, first love for both, happy ending.
2. Red-powder skeleton x white-jade wooden block. Little Zhu, the junior brother, is the top: a beautiful bird and a devil-may-care troublemaker.
3. The blurb contains some unreliable narration, so don't believe all of it.
4. The child is really born, from his senior brother's belly.
5. When in doubt, call Senior Brother: “Senior Brother, beat him up for me!”
Theme: What good is a legacy that lasts a thousand years if the person you love turns against you?
