The story is set to begin this month, though the exact date is undecided. I want to save up more chapters first...
[Blurb]
Thanks for asking. I'm in the Kunlun Mountains and just found out I'm living in a melodramatic novel.
A thing called the Bystander System throws out a few ways I might survive:
Play the meddlesome bystander in The Much-Hated Girl Is Actually the Real Heiress;
Play the meddlesome simp in Me and Ten Men in a Love Rival Showdown;
Play the gossipy maid who butts in and spreads rumors in After the Sect Master's Disciple Becomes a Cauldron, the Whole Sect Explodes;
in
Guan He: (#`皿´)ﾉ
Who the hell wants to be a bystander in some melodramatic novel?!
The recruitment ceremony, held once every seven years, begins. All the protagonists are about to make their entrance.
Looking at the packed schedule, Guan He silently draws the world's number-one sword. If he doesn't erupt in silence, he'll turn into a lunatic in silence. On the road to immortality, whether you're the sect master's disciple coveted by the entire sect or the junior sister dating ten people at once, every last one of you!
“Host, your cultivation is going up over here.”
“Oh, oh, my fingers can barely contain themselves. I want to butt in so badly.”
***002***
A thousand years later,
A storyteller opens a chronicle of an ancient Immortal Venerable's romantic history and discovers that every time a famous scene involves a crowd, there's always an enthusiastic onlooker shouting, “Fight! Fight!”
Every time an emotionless cultivator and a cultivator from the Hehuan Sect fall in love and one runs off pregnant, there's always an anonymous landlord willing to provide food and lodging.
On every Demon Venerable's path to power, there's always some bastard bystander who does nothing but hit and berate them.
Even when two sects go to war, some bystander is standing at a crossroads to give directions! And they're pointing the wrong way!
And somehow, all these people have the same name: Guan He.
Tsk, just who is this guy?
[Reading Guide]
There'll probably be lots of parodies and ridiculous scenes. (Important note: readers hoping to find a normal person in this book are very likely to be traumatized...)
Theme: Cherish life.
