[Silly humor] [Heartwarming healing] [School redemption] [Pure love]
A calm, sharp-tongued, tsundere, darkly funny, world-weary cat-like top x a cheerful, outgoing, straightforward, optimistic, energetic puppy-like (??) bottom
His father gambles, beats his family, and runs off after racking up hundreds of thousands in debt. With no choice, Yu Linxing flees from place to place with his mother. Then he pulls off an astonishing feat on the high school entrance exam, getting into a top high school in the small town where he was born after living in a big city.
Yu Linxing is a genius. In the second semester of his first year, he chooses the humanities track and gets into the advanced class, becoming the top student. He thinks life is pretty good and lets himself live it for a while. Unfortunately, things don’t go as planned. Someone shows up and makes him bring back his favorite catchphrase.
“Still ranked second? That’s rough.”
The other person offers a warm reply: “It’s not rough. Look how warm the sunshine is.”
Yu Linxing turns to look out the window at a day that’s nearly 30 degrees. It’s already unbearably hot, and summer hasn’t even started.
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As it turns out, things get rougher still. On his birthday in his second year, the class is chatting about gossip from the school forum when a paper ball suddenly lands on his head. The entire class falls silent.
Yu Linxing expressionlessly unfolds the paper. It says just a few words: Seriously, does anyone else get it? The Yuyuan CP is absolute perfection, the sweetest thing in the world, so sweet it makes your teeth stick together!
It even helpfully gives their names: Yu Linxing x Su Yuanxing (Yuyuan)
That’s the guy who’s been in first place in their grade for ages and never seems to drop.
Yu Linxing gives a cold laugh and writes a long reply: Suggest changing the CP name to “Zero-Dollar Deal.” You get what you pay for.
He finishes, tosses it onto the podium, then looks at the guy challengingly.
Su Yuanxing: “?” He wasn’t the one who threw the paper ball. "Wronged.jpg"
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[Bonus scene]
Yu Linxing stands by the roadside waiting for someone when a salesperson seizes the opportunity to approach.
“Hey, handsome, try a Hongdu Thumb. Then you’ll see your sweetheart again.”
He backs away several steps. “Are you trying to talk me into dating before I’m ready?”
Just then, someone calls from behind him. “Yu Linxing.”
Yu Linxing turns and sees Su Yuanxing soaked from head to toe, with dirt all over the tuft of hair sticking up on his head.
“You still have half your Mixue left. I’ll pay you back.”
Yu Linxing doesn’t take the money. He gives him a cool glance. “Did you fall? You’re so clumsy.” Then he turns and strides away.
Su Yuanxing stubbornly follows. “No, I can’t take your money.”
Yu Linxing stops, pulls a box of cold medicine out of his backpack, and tosses it into the other boy’s arms. “A zero-dollar deal is fine too. I don’t charge poor people.”
The salesperson’s hand, still holding the sign, freezes in midair. He sighs inwardly: He’s lying. He just doesn’t want a Hongdu Thumb!
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[Content notes] 1. Both are each other’s first and only, monogamous happy ending.
2. The top is a few months older than the bottom.
3. The pacing is fairly slow, and they try not to date too early. The early chapters mainly focus on them getting to know each other.
4. The novel’s setting is partly based on real places and partly fictional. Please don’t read too much into it.
Theme: My love for you makes a zero-dollar deal possible
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