Human, You May Kiss Your Cat Wife

[Scheduled to start on 11/6: My Straight Childhood Friend Wants to Be My Puppy? See the blurb below, and please add it to your collection!] Fluffy, fiery sweetheart artist x friendly, flirtatious swimming-team ace

This story: Adorable cat-boy bottom x gentle, handsome top. Sweet and comforting~

Cheng Xiaomi is a little orange cat-person who works as a livestream shopping host.

Wen Mao, the heir to the company's parent group, is parachuted in as his new colleague.

Everyone around them says Wen Mao is a cold, ruthless workaholic who looks down on pretty, illiterate catboys like Cheng Xiaomi, who have nothing but good looks.

Cheng Xiaomi: How scary! I need to vent about him to my really nice cooking instructor.

But the instructor advises him to get to know Wen Mao better.

Innocent little cat Cheng Xiaomi: Fine, I'll take that seriously.

So...

1. He goes on a business trip with Wen Mao and turns back into a cat to cuddle up to him.

Who would have thought Wen Mao would reach out and aggressively pet the chubby little cat, rubbing him until he was dizzy and melted into a cat pancake, then stop him from warming himself by the fire?

Wen Mao: Gas cylinders can't be put by the fire. They might explode.

Cheng Xiaomi's tail puffs up: You're a bad guy for saying cats are fat.

2. He stays overnight at Wen Mao's place to observe how his family treats cats.

Who would have thought Wen Mao would bury his face in the cat's snowy-white belly and take a deep, satisfying breath?

Wen Mao: Baby smells so good, like caramel popcorn.

Cheng Xiaomi swats him with a paw: You're a fool who doesn't respect cats.

3. He takes sick leave and sleeps all day at home, dumping all his work on Wen Mao.

Who would have thought Wen Mao would brave the downpour to bring a doctor to see him, cook his favorite salted pork congee, and hold him in his arms as he gently soothed him to sleep?

Wen Mao: Would I get caught sneaking a kiss in the middle of the night?

Cheng Xiaomi pretends he isn't awake: You're a scoundrel coveting a little cat's mouth.

Furious, Cheng Xiaomi decides to tell his instructor all about his colleague's many misdeeds.

Soon, he gets a reply from his instructor.

[Could it be that your colleague likes you?]

*

Wen Mao's life motto: A rich second-generation heir who isn't a voice fan isn't a good cook.

By chance, he gets a call from a strange young man and becomes infatuated with his soft, adorable voice, which purrs like a cat's.

He becomes the young man's online friend. After looking into him carefully, he discovers that the young man is his new colleague.

Wen Mao: Online and offline, I work both angles, constantly showing off. Then I look down and see...

The person he has a crush on sends a new message: [Instructor, my colleague is such a horrible person!]

*

One day, Cheng Xiaomi accepts his instructor's invitation to meet in person.

As soon as he enters the room, he sees tuna, salmon, and red grouper... It's so delicious that his cat ears pop out, and he shivers with every bite.

Suddenly, the door opens, and Wen Mao walks in with a phone in his hand.

Cheng Xiaomi answers a call labeled "Instructor." The voice on the phone and the voice of the man in front of him become one: "Is it good?"

Before-you-read tips: 1. Both are each other's first and only, a fluffy little sweet treat.

2. Handsome top and beautiful, cute bottom, with a big height difference: 187 x 172.

3. The top falls in love at first sight, is hopelessly lovestruck, and is also a total stalker.

...And now, the blurb for my upcoming novel My Straight Childhood Friend Wants to Be My Puppy? ...

A noble young master on the outside, a fiery little cat on the inside, beautiful bottom x a handsome guy who acts proper in public but is cheeky and shameless in private

Qiu Xuelu is the belle of A University's School of Law, as well as the genius online artist lune, who has countless fans. He's famous for being a beautiful, kindhearted, sweet little deer.

But his longtime fans know that Qiu Xuelu saves all his little tantrums for his childhood friend, Jin Yuelai, a campus celebrity in his own right and the ace of A University's swimming team.

Fans: Childhood friends + bickering sweethearts + I'm special to you. This is so good!

Qiu Xuelu is so angry his cheeks puff up. Jin Yuelai is the annoying copycat, tattletale, braggart, and pest he hates most, all four rolled into one. They've never gotten along, not since they were children.

Jin Yuelai's response: The great King Xiaolu has done me wrong. I've worked like a tireless ox and horse, grinding away at the mill for over twenty years.

Then one night, a glass of spiked fruit wine accidentally lands them in bed together.

Qiu Xuelu: You're terrible at this.

Jin Yuelai: Big brother, I'm a precious virgin, and I'm straight.

Qiu Xuelian: Am I not?

Unwilling to get tangled up with the annoying guy, Qiu Xuelu makes a quick getaway. But three days later, Jin Yuelai corners him again at a class reunion.

Qiu Xuelu: Why are you everywhere?

Jin Yuelai: Big brother Xiaolu, you slept with me and ran off. Now I'm a Schrodinger's straight man, and you still don't want to take responsibility? T.T

Qiu Xuelu: ...

He's the one who got chewed on by a dog! How did the dog get to be the first to demand an explanation?

Under the pest's so-called "straight-man recovery training" plan, the battlefield where they'd clashed for twenty-one years shifts from their mouths to their mouths. They can't stop kissing, and even when they go home for the New Year, they have to kiss to see who's better.

Then, one night, history repeats itself.

Wearing an oversized white shirt, Qiu Xuelu straddles his childhood friend's waist, his expression playful. "When you scared off all those people pursuing me, you were as fierce as the puppy we raised together as kids."

"And you still have the nerve to call yourself straight?"

Jin Yuelai sweeps back his slightly damp black hair, makes dog ears over his head, and lifts his handsome face. "Woof!"

Actually, he's a guy who's always wanted to be Qiu Xuelu's puppy. In short, he's straight ^_^

1. Both are each other's first and only, with a difference in build and height: 193 x 177. Handsome top and beautiful bottom, first sex, then love (?)

2. Lots of sweet couple interactions and sweet talk. The top is the bottom's biggest fan, both of his looks and his talent, and showers him with compliments every day.

Theme: Prevent food waste, starting with the little things