The Grim Reaper and the Scarecrow

THE DEATH AND KAKASHI

*The title pays homage to the final volume of Bleach

My name is Kurosaki Ichien, and I am a

Soul Reaper/Quincy/ninja, not a detective.

I came to Konoha for only three things: fairness, fairness, and goddamn fairness!

PART 1

Danzo: Give me a chance.

Ichien: How am I supposed to give you a chance?

Danzo: I didn't have a choice before. Now I want to be a good person.

Ichien: Great. Go tell the Uchiha that. See if he'll let you be a good person.

PART 2

Madara: Obito, the world outside is just as false as the one I gave you. It has the same lies and the same deception. But in my world, you don't have to be afraid of anything.

Ichien: Good morning, Tobi. And in case I don't see you again, good morning, good afternoon, and good night.

PART 3

Madara: I have severed this world's ties of cause and effect, and freed people from their worries, emptiness, and pain. I have turned hell into paradise.

Ichien: I asked you what you were talking about!

Zetsu: Infinite Tsukuyomi isn't a jutsu that gives people peaceful dreams. It's meant to gather everyone's chakra and resurrect Kaguya.

Ichien: I asked you what you were talking about!!

[Reader's Note]

Ichigo has a twin. His power is at its peak after the Thousand-Year Blood War.

The main story is Naruto, with plenty of background Easter eggs that connect Bleach's modern world to a crossover universe, including but not limited to A Certain Scientific Railgun, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Hikaru no Go.

Character revivals: Itachi, Jiraiya, and Obito. A perfect happy ending, as if under Tsukuyomi.

Pairings: a regular ninja university student x a dog-loving man in a mask; Rukia as the younger brother's wife; Sakura and her two straight male best friends.

Theme: Everything is a game of probabilities