The Navy's Ghost Stories

"Navy Cultural Examination Instructions" Please be familiar with and memorize the following examination rules, otherwise the personal safety of all candidates will not be guaranteed. [1. Candidates must enter with their paper admission ticket and original navy ID 30 minutes before the exam starts. The ID photo on the second ID card is serious. If the ID photo smiles at you, it is normal. Please respond with a smile and avoid showing fear] [2. After entering, take your seat and place your exam ID on top of the table. You do not need to bring a black ink pen, 2B pencil, eraser, pencil sharpener, ruler. Your ID photo will provide these exam tools. Please stand up and bow to thank your ID photo, and do not show fear] [3. The test time is two hours. Please complete the answer within the time limit. You can arrive late and leave early, but please check to make sure you have answered all the questions carefully. If you see something that was not there during the check, put down the test paper immediately and continue the check after returning to normal. Do not show fear] … [21. Scratch paper will be distributed ten minutes before the exam. Do not write before the exam begins. After the exam begins, you can write down your thinking process on the scratch paper to make sure you are thinking; if you cannot write the process, please write a suicide note] [22. The test papers will be distributed five minutes before the test. Do not touch the pen before the test starts. You can write the answers on the test paper after the test starts. The steps to solve the problem are necessary. Make sure you are solving the problem. If you do not know the steps, please write a suicide note] [23. If you can't write anything, please write a suicide note] [The above rules are reserved for General Kizaru, and here comes a life-saving tip from Teacher Zefa:] [If you encounter an abnormal event that cannot be solved by the rules, please immediately apply to see General Kizaru] . [If you encounter a daily incident that you cannot solve by yourself, please immediately apply to see General Kizaru] "..." I don't know if the navy's cognition has been distorted, but the test prompts must have been distorted. The adjutant sighed and continued to filter out requests for help that had nothing to do with the exam, such as "What should I do if I forgot to buy a gift for my wife and my wife won't accept my apology and keeps getting angry and ignoring me?" General Kizaru is not even married, so how can he answer such a question? "General Kizaru doesn't know how?" The black wings descended, it was Miss Guitaan, the adjutant's eyes reflected red, except for the right eyelid that twitched. Not good! General Kizaru is in danger! I saw Miss Kaidan's black wings disappearing in an instant, landing next to General Kizaru, with a pleasant but deadly sound. "Admiral Kizaru, please complete the exam." "Two hours to get married and deal with your wife's anger issues." Concept: Cookies