The 'Foolish' Beauty Went Viral After Wreaking Havoc in Showbiz

A red-eared, stubborn but soft-hearted directionally challenged bottom x a scheming top who constantly teases him

Jiang Ning was a ferocious beast with no understanding of modern life. Over a hundred years ago, the Heavenly Way had shattered, and he had fallen asleep in the snowy mountains after being gravely wounded while repairing the heavens.

One day, he was woken by the sudden arrival of the movie star Lu Yao, who took him in and raised him as emergency rations.

As time went on, he realized his emergency rations seemed to have designs on him.

Scene 1: He and an actress trended online because of a perfume ad, and a wave of shippers emerged.

"What does the Yue Ning CP mean?"

"Her solo fans are calling you a pretty boy."

"Then shouldn't they call it Yue Ning XBL?"

Lu Yao narrowed his eyes and pinned down Jiang Ning's fidgeting finger. "The English word for pretty boy is false, abbreviated as CP."

"False?"

"Mm-hm." The Yue Ning ship is fake.

Scene 2: His emergency rations took him to a lantern festival and set off fireworks with him. Along the way, he spotted someone falling into the water.

After they rescued the person, Jiang Ning asked, "What were you about to say just now?"

"Nothing."

Jiang Ning: "?"

Then why were you glaring at me with that dark expression?

Scene 3: After Jiang Ning and Lu Yao destroyed the sevenfold space, the two of them were unfortunately poisoned by a love potion. After a night of passion...

Under the clear-eyed gaze of his emergency rations, he weakly roared, "Lu Yao, you big liar!"

"Mm, I'm a big liar. I tricked Ning Ning into giving me his body."

"Shut up. If you dare tell anyone what happened last night, I'll eat you."

"But you slept with me, Ning Ning. Shouldn't you take responsibility for me?"

"...Get lost."

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Jiang Ning thought he and his emergency rations were merely in a boss-and-subordinate relationship, with benefits on the side. It wasn't until one day, when Lu Yao was injured and hospitalized, grew increasingly cold toward him, and got together with his childhood friend, that he finally understood. From their meeting in the snowy mountains, to the puppet attacks, the evil god's sacrifice, the dog demon's revenge, the rampaging faceless statue, the bloodworm puppet... without realizing it, he had long since fallen in love with the emergency rations he'd picked up.

He found Lu Yao, wanting to confess his feelings, but instead saw Lu Yao in bed with his childhood friend. "Lu Yao, you lying bastard. You stole my body and my heart."

Lu Yao, after recovering: It's over. I made my wife so angry he left. Is there any way I can fix this?

Reader's Guide

1. The top doesn't like men or women. From beginning to end, the only person he likes is the bottom.

2. The top and his childhood friend never slept together.

3. The bottom isn't a naive little sweetheart. He just doesn't understand modern things or social conventions.

4. This story is entirely fictional and set in an alternate modern world. Any resemblance is purely coincidental!!!

Theme: Treasure every happy day.