Infinite Mediator

Have you ever worked as a relationship counselor? The kind where a bad job gets you killed.

Mu Yi is a rich kid from who-knows-how-many generations back, with a head that doesn't quite work right. Every day he tells his friends he's lost his memory, but when they seriously press him about it, they discover he remembers everything.

His personality makes people want to hit him, and his brain seems broken.

Then one day, his rival called in a real feng shui master, and with a snap, Mu Yi was as good as dead.

But a chosen one's fate is never in his own hands. He didn't die. A lousy System dragged him into an infinite game and made him a "relationship counselor."

Mu Yi politely declined. "Isn't it illegal to work without a license?"

The System smiled. "You can refuse, sweetie. I'll send you back so you can keep dying."

Mu Yi smiled back. "I'll start right away. I'll cheat everyone, young and old."

But once he actually got inside, he realized the lousy System was a complete amateur operation, even more unreliable than he'd expected!

First: it gave him scrambled information about the instance!

Ooh, this instance has little bears, kittens, and foxes. Genre: fairy tales!!!

Players running from werewolves and cursing as they fled: What kind of dark fairy stales is this? Even the adults are going to cry.

Oh, this instance's protagonist is always dressed in ancient clothing. Genre: historical!!!

Players who had been hit and fractured bones three times by the protagonist's celebrity stalker fan driving a Chang'an car: System, you @#$$!

Wow, three people are kissing each other in this instance. Genre: NP!!!

The players: "..."

They were too exhausted to curse, because the System really had no damn clue.

Second: the lousy System called itself the "Relationship Counseling Center,"

but the instances seemed to have been bought wholesale on the cheap from some online platform.

A second chance at love? You mean these two little kittens?

Rekindling an old flame? The players stared at each other in confusion. How could a pair of scummy idiots who'd be hard to find even in a brainless novel deserve each other?

Well...

As Mu Yi browsed the forum and read the complaints, he glanced at the cold-faced teammate beside him, whom he'd dragged along by force and who had only 30 health points. Then he asked the System seriously:

"If I do a good job, can you give me a 'relationship counseling' gift package too?"

I'm a veteran employee now...

System: "Of course... not!!!"

And that brings us to the third thing: the game endlessly targets couples!!! (System: A little sabotage in secret! It's no trouble at all~)

"Break up."

His cold-faced teammate fell for it, because he stepped out the door left foot first and the System deducted 10 points, earning him the shiny new achievement of a zero balance.

"Huh?" No, don't!

Mu Yi wasn't having it. He thought about it and figured that counting on his cold-faced teammate to brave the System's petty attacks with him and defend their love to the death wasn't very realistic, so he came up with a new plan.

"Darling, how about we blow this lousy System off the platform?"

["A reliable, unconventional flirt of an aggressive top 🐕 x a gorgeous, strong-but-tragic, cold-faced cutie who is warm on the inside 🐇"]

Reader's guide:

1. One-on-one romance, extremely devoted, no switching or reversals; both are strong, both are virgins, they only want each other, pure love.

2. There is an amnesia plot, so it counts as rekindling an old flame. They never stopped loving each other; they've always been deeply in love.

3. This isn't the kind of story that makes you think too hard. Just enjoy it. The logic won't hold up to close scrutiny, so please drop it if you're not having fun.

Also, the titles are all four characters long because it looks nice that way. I'm uneducated, I made them up at random, and I forced them to fit... I hope you don't mind.

- Instance One completed: The Nation of Miyi

Theme: Don't get mad at the people you love so easily. Your relationship counselors are exhausted, okay?