Stay Away from My Kid!!!

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Also known as: My Childhood Friend and I Had a Pair of Kids, Then the Two "Kids" Fell in Love: A Whole Family in Love.

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Blurb:

Lu Huaisang opens his eyes and finds himself transmigrated into the body of a wealthy young master.

He rubs his hands together, ready to enjoy a life of luxury and live off his parents!

Here he comes!

But the family is truly rich, while he's a fake young master.

He's also the only black-hearted villain in the whole story who ever framed the real young master.

Just like that, his sweet dream shatters. All that's left is him, tossed about by wind and rain on the way to exile overseas.

Economy class!

It's his first time flying economy, and he's already this old!

Waaah X﹏X

To keep living in luxury and lie flat, Lu Huaisang schemes his way into becoming Jonathan, his schoolmate and childhood friend,'s lackey.

After the basketball game, Lu Huaisang dutifully brings him some water.

Jonathan takes it casually, but a chibi version of him, identical to the real thing, pops up on his shoulder and dances around:

"Kiss me, wife! (≧ω≦)/"

Lu Huaisang leans in for a closer look.

Jonathan gives him a casual glance, then turns his head away.

The little guy covers his face bashfully: "My wife is so close! Does my wife like me? With a face this handsome, one that makes gods and men lose their minds, of course my wife likes me!"

Heh. Even a dead fish hanging around for three days isn't as shameless as you.

Lu Huaisang helps Jonathan practice Chinese. The real Jonathan says: "Pretty good. At least I understood you."

The little guy: ᧔ෆ᧓

My wife is amazing! I love you, I LOVE YOU, Te amo, Je t'aime... (confessing in every language imaginable)

How did I do learning Chinese, wife? Praise me, quick, praise me! (spins around)

Lu Huaisang: "Pretty good. At least I understood one sentence."

Don't even think about framing me. Protect my teaching credentials!

When the real young master travels overseas to see Lu Huaisang, Jonathan sees them together and says:

"Him? Average looks, average height, average taste. He can't compare to even one of my toes."

Lu Huaisang agrees. That's spot-on.

The little guy: (〝▼皿▼) What kind of stinking man dares try to seduce my wife? My wife can only be mine! Waaah, does my wife not love me anymore? (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) (five hundred more words of rambling omitted)

Realizing Jonathan has misunderstood, Lu Huaisang struggles to explain: "Um..."

Jonathan lifts his chin: "All right, I know your taste isn't that bad."

The little guy: "Ahhhhh! Wife! Is my wife explaining himself to me? I knew there had to be a good reason for what he did. There's nothing for it, my wife likes me!"

Lu Huaisang rolls his eyes: "Delusions of being loved..."

Who said I liked him? Wait, he likes me?!

*

To avoid acting strange in front of Lu Huaisang,

Jonathan diligently keeps up his mean streak every day.

He doesn't pick fights with heaven and earth, only with Lu Huaisang.

That way, Lu Huaisang shouldn't figure out how he feels, right?

Then Jonathan sees the comments and is utterly shaken, finally realizing the truth: so he loves me too!

*

Until one day, a secret is revealed and the two little guys run toward each other.

Jonathan's little guy: ヾ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ Wife, wife!

Lu Huaisang: o(*≧д≦)o!!

The two little guys sneak into each other's arms, squirming bashfully, then: ((●-з)(ε-●))

Lu Huaisang: Shut up! Stay away from my baby! ヽ(#`Д´)ノ

Jonathan: Wife, wife!

(●ơ ₃ ơ)♥ Kiss!

Lu Huaisang covers his face and runs away: (◦`~´◦) Don't you dare teach my baby bad habits!

Every day I reflect on three questions: Did I love my wife today? Did my wife pay attention to me? Does my wife love me?

Hehehe! Yes, yes, yes! I love my wife so much ฅ՞Ⱉ՞ฅ ྀི

Pure fluff, pure fluff!!

Theme: Love really does take courage!