She was once the greatest cultivation prodigy in the immortal world, but at the height of her power, she announced her retirement and returned to her village to grow sweet potatoes and bask in the sun. Competition ran rampant across the Three Realms, with everyone staying up late to cultivate, while she chose to lie flat and be a lazy couch potato. Who could have guessed that the millet she fed her chickens would help one of them break through to the Nascent Soul stage? She tossed away a melon rind, and thunderclouds gathered; she lounged around, and the Dao revealed itself. Her former junior fellow disciple begged her to come out of retirement, while the Demon Sect threatened the land and the Alchemy Pavilion crumbled. She yawned, and melon seeds burst forth, splitting mountains and earth; she rolled over, and the communication talismans of the Three Realms collapsed. Retired and invincible, the lazier she got, the stronger she became; the more she took it easy, the more divine she grew. When the immortal sects moved mountains to give her shade and powerful figures lined up to join her, she held a melon rind in her mouth and said, "Keep it down. I'm on my lunch break."
Theme: Su Xian just wants to slack off and lie flat in comfort, like a lazy fish!
I also want to say, don't wake me up tomorrow, I will also lie down and smash ❤️