
You're So Fierce, Why Pretend to Be a Delicate Flower?
这么凶,装什么小白花
by Rainbow Poisonous Mushroom (彩虹见手青)
Synopsis
Shen Yunyi is both the legitimate daughter and the legitimate son of the Chancellor's residence.
One person gives the Chancellor's household both sons and daughters.
In women's clothes, she is a noble young lady of the capital. In men's clothes, she is a peerless prodigy. Playing two roles at once, she advances with care at every step.
Until she discovers that her biological father intends to use her life-giving fate to nourish the former dynasty's crown prince, all so he can claim his own path to the heavens.
In that instant, she decides to take a little revenge on her dear old father.
She switches sides and marries the son of the Mu family's sworn enemy, the great general Mu: Mu Zhaoye.
But marriage is easy. Hiding her identity is hard.
By day, she is his classmate and rival. As they cross blades, he sneers, "Shen Jius, you can't even protect your own little sister. You're useless."
At night, she is his newlywed wife. In a tender, loving moment, he complains, "My wife, your older brother bullied me."
Shen Yunyi: "..."
She thinks she's going to go crazy sooner or later.
What's even crazier is that this seemingly elegant young general doesn't seem normal at all.
That night, he holds her hand and slowly guides it down along the traces of blood. His breathing is ragged, his voice hoarse.
Her fingertips turn sticky, and she decides on the spot that she'd better run...
So she fakes her death.
She thinks she'll be free to roam the wide world from then on, but she never expects Mu Zhaoye to dig open her grave with his own hands.
He says, "In life, we shared a bed. In death, we'll share a grave."
He isn't joking.
When they meet again, she is commanding troops in the Northwest, seated in the commanding general's tent. He serves as the inspecting commander and becomes her deputy.
He still looks handsome, smiling gently, but his eyes are as ruthless as a vengeful ghost's.
She sits on pins and needles. "Why are you staring at me like that? Don't you dare overstep your station!"
He presses closer, stuffing osmanthus candy into her mouth. "General, if you want to be on top, that's fine too."
[Bonus Scene 1]
On the eve of the Qiqiao Lantern Festival, Mu Zhaoye plans to take Shen Yunyi out to enjoy the festivities, but she turns him down flat. "I have to go to Great Buddha Temple and pay my respects to my mother."
Mu Zhaoye grows anxious. "Then shall I go with you, my wife?"
"That won't do."
How can Shen Yunyi tell him that her other identity, Shen Jius, already has plans? She softens her tone instead. "Would it be all right if I came back later and spent time with you?"
"All right, then. If my wife isn't going, neither am I..."
He says that, but on the night of the Qiqiao Lantern Festival, she sees Mu Zhaoye there.
Mu Zhaoye seems to have come for "Shen Jius." The moment he spots her, he approaches. "Brother-in-law, could you tell Yunyi that you saw me out with another woman at the Qiqiao Lantern Festival?"
She looks around. The poor man is all alone, without a single soul beside him. What woman is he talking about? "What are you trying to do?"
He frowns solemnly. "I want to see whether my wife will get jealous."
"..."
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one romance, and both leads are each other's only partners. Very sweet and devoted in the beginning, with a little coercive intensity later on. The story is romance-focused, not a female-power fantasy. Their feelings grow over time, and the leads come to rely on each other. A lighthearted mix of sweetness and angst. The male lead goes from a spirited young general to a clingy, possessive loyalist. There is an ensemble of young characters, and the political intrigue is a tiny bit less prominent. The heroine does become emperor in the end, but the focus is mostly on the couple falling in love~
2. The heroine's disguise as a man is exceptionally convincing and hard to see through. She's inexperienced when it comes to romance, since nobody has ever taught her about it. Fate favors her, and the male lead's destiny as a rising general was always meant to submit to her. He falls in love at first sight, then convinces himself of his own feelings, and he loves all that she loves (which makes perfect sense).
3. Please don't be mean to Jian Shou Qing, please don't be mean to Jian Shou Qing, please don't be mean to Jian Shou Qing! This is Jian Shou Qing's first historical romance, and Jian Shou Qing loves it so much and will put their whole heart into writing it (of course, I love every one of my books) (a parent who treats all their children equally). Jian Shou Qing will reply to every comment they can~ Don't worry, dears~
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Coming Soon
This upcoming story is about Qi Mubai and Song Fuli.
"Lone Ghost, Wild Dog"
[Synopsis]
Song Fuli picks up a handsome wild man from the battlefield. His name is Qi Mubai.
He's well-built and handsome, and even his manhood is as big as a donkey's.
She's very pleased. This man will surely give her beautiful children.
But she has always believed in mutual consent. She's skilled at training people, beasts, and insects, and has her own ways of making Qi Mubai climb into her bed of his own accord.
But when Qi Mubai wakes up, he sees her outer robe hanging open and her gray eyes. He actually reaches out to help her dress, then bows with humble courtesy. "Miss, you are blind yet kind. Thank you for saving my life."
Blind yet kind?
She's not blind, and she's not kind either.
But she'd heard that men of the Central Plains like gentle, tender women, so she plays along, sinking to the ground with a delicate air. "This poor girl needs a husband to work in the fields. Would you be willing to marry me?"
"I cannot."
Cannot? That's not up to him.
Song Fuli feeds him a red worm that controls desire, then returns to her room to wait for him to break his own rules and come to her.
But after one time, two times, three times... he still doesn't come.
On the fifth time, he loses all reason and barges into her room, forced to "force" himself on her.
She gets what she wants, and discovers that though Qi Mubai looks like a taciturn gentleman, when he lets loose, he makes it impossible to escape. He's really quite interesting.
They don't stop all night. At sunrise, Song Fuli looks at Qi Mubai kneeling beside the bed in silent remorse and lightly presses a foot between his knees. "My dear, your words and actions don't match."
A gentle land of love, a gentle blade, a gentle ghost beneath gentle flowers.
Qi Mubai falls deeper and deeper, and even in the daytime he no longer holds back.
But even the dream of a paradise must eventually end.
She hears him say to the men who came looking for him, "She's just a country woman from the hills. Who would take a few nights of passion seriously? Bringing such a crude woman back to the capital would only make people laugh at me."
So Song Fuli takes the opportunity to leave a child behind and vanishes, living as freely as a cloud or a wild crane.
Only then does he realize that their love was all an act. She wasn't blind, and she was heartless.
He blows up her mountain and destroys her village, but she still turns her back and abandons him.
But Song Fuli never imagined that the lone ghost and wild dog she casually tossed aside would eventually become a parasite clinging to her bones, impossible to remove.
Later, even the red worm can no longer hold him back.
He overturns the bed curtains and keeps going day and night. "Wife, casually abandoning your husband is a grave offense. You said you didn't like how little I talked, so I've spent these years learning. Shall I tell you all about it in bed?"
"Song Fuli, didn't you want a child? Then keep going."
"A Li, wake up! How can you listen to me if you pass out?"
Theme: Young people should soar high, grasp the stars, embrace the moon, and pursue the light of the sun.
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