What attributes are most needed to play e-sports strategy games?
In the allocation of fixed attribute values, players do not hesitate: hand speed! Consciousness! Everything is full!
——A player with super talent has won three championships, transferred three times in between, and is often ridiculed by anti-fans for losing consecutive championships.
Is it really okay to deduct both luck and emotional intelligence into negative numbers for the sake of hand speed?
Players are ruthless: only losers need this kind of thing to save their respect.
——The player suffered several car accidents, fungus poisoning, accidental hand injuries, and attacks by black fans in three years, and earned the title: the well-known unlucky guy in the league, and the beautiful, strong, and miserable guy with a bad mind.
When choosing an initial club, should you start with a wealthy club or lead a weak team to counterattack?
The player chooses the championship team of the previous season: at the foot of the Imperial City. The captain is called the Emperor of Tiny Herb, and it looks like he will inherit the throne in his family.
——In the cruel and bloody palace battle of the championship team, the player stood out among the nine sons to win the direct inheritance, and became the most god among the seven generations of gods.
In the initial account card, will you choose a strong career, or bravely experience the sewer that you are not suitable for?
The player smiled evilly: Of course, bravely break into the sewers! The Summoner has never had a true god, and now the new god has arrived. Let's kneel down and shout out super big cup, mortals!
——The unorganized player who wielded a staff and fought hand-to-hand with the battle mage was brutally plotted and relegated to the sidelines, becoming a senior water dispenser administrator.
The battle for the right to inherit the throne has always been like this.
The player suffers deeply from this, feeling that her father does not understand her: instead of waiting for the succession to the throne, it is better to create a throne for yourself - thirty years to the east of Hedong and thirty years to the west of Hexi, go to Kuangbatian! You can definitely reach the top right after your debut!
The player got out of the sewer, took out the most suitable mad swordsman, and broke into the office of the captain of the enemy team Baihua: "You can rest assured when you leave Luohua Langji and the throne to me! Zhang Jiale! Your madness is coming!"
Zhang Jiale: "...?"
The new vice-captain of the family was very good at fighting with the mad sword, but he got into a car accident just after his debut. Captain Baihua screamed with joy and sorrow: "Don't be such a madman!!!"
………………
Many years later, Zhang Jiale and Wang Jiexi, who each won three crowns and two runner-ups, met by chance at a party.
When a reporter asked "Which player Lu Zhao was most influenced by?", Tiny Herb's single father and Baihua's widowed mother were silent for two seconds at the same time, very humbly:
"She came from Tiny Herb's youth training."
"She taught the truth in Baihua."
"You brought it out!"
"Your madness."
"Fuck!"
[Reading instructions]
1. Player writing, a free-spirited player whose mysterious ideas do not represent the author's personal opinions. You can attack the player, but not the author.
2. Players can transfer as they wish. The three 789 crowns are Hundred Flowers - Samsara - Tyranny. If you don't like it, proceed with caution! ! ! (The glorious championship belongs to the original work, and the fictional sand sculptures and happiness belong to this work)
3. A heartthrob, with a lot of single arrows, the plot is flimsy, and the original characters (except Liu Hao and the like)/club are not bad. There are a large number of private devices, OOC warning.
The copy was published on 2026.3.6
Purpose: For the championship!