[Cold on the outside, lovesick and stubborn Alpha top x adorable, clueless cat bottom with a confused understanding of the world]
Duoduo is a tabby cat.
Three months ago, he transmigrated into this strange ABO world and became a stray cat on a university campus. He discovered that humans here come in three kinds:
Alpha:
They talk the most, love fighting, and love chasing people around to sniff them. At first, he thought they were dogs who had turned into humans. Later, he learned they were humans who just acted like dogs. Poor things.
Beta:
Normal humans. Unfortunately, they don't seem to matter much in this world, and they don't have much money either. Whenever they smell something strange, they say they can't smell anything. Their noses are worse than a cat's. Poor things.
Omega:
Humans who give off a sweet scent. Most Omegas smell sweet, but whenever they start giving off that scent, Alphas chase after them and bother cats trying to sunbathe. Poor things, too.
And what about Duoduo? He's a fourth kind.
He's a cat.
Cats aren't pitiful humans.
Cats don't have pheromones.
That means he can observe everyone openly without anyone noticing him.
Life was going pretty well until he met that Alpha. The most handsome guy on campus, with pheromones strong enough to knock someone out, though they have no effect on cats.
The problem is, this Alpha seems to... want to keep him.
Fine, keep him.
The Alpha is in heat? Pat him on the head and lick his fur. He doesn't have fur right now, but it's the thought that counts.
The Alpha can't find his suppressants? That's fine, too... He's used to cat-sniffing by now. After he gets his fix, he'll behave for half a day, and the cat can sunbathe in peace.
The Alpha needs comforting? That's fine, too. He can just turn into a human. It's normal to have desires, nothing wrong with that.
What? The Alpha confessed his love?
No! That is absolutely not allowed!
You can pet me, hold me, and keep me company through every difficult heat.
But dating? That's for humans. Cats don't date.
And they especially don't date their owners.
Yun Yun's world came crashing down.
The cat he'd raised for a year had suddenly turned into a human yesterday.
Then his world came crashing down again.
He realized he'd fallen for a cat.
But the kitty doesn't seem to like him.
[Bonus Scene]
Omega: Why is that new Beta so close to Yun Yun?
Beta: He's not a Beta.
Omega: Then he's an Alpha?
Beta: No.
Omega: An Omega?
Beta: Neither.
Omega: Then what is he?
Beta: A cat.
Omega: ...?
[Reading Guide]
Cat bottom x Alpha top, pure sweetness, no angst
The bottom is naturally airheaded, has a confused understanding of the world, and is always coming out with memorable lines
The top seems aloof but is actually a doting husband, and gets jealous but won't admit it
A chaotic love polygon involving 37 cat owners, all of them wingmen, or perhaps all rivals?
ABO setting, but the kitty has no pheromones. Their romance is all about true love
Theme: Old Wu, Old Wu, Old Wu, meow meow meow meow meow
