Asagiri Ri, 25, former legendary investigator.
After an elementary schooler in glasses kicked a soccer ball that smashed an evil god and gave him PTSD, Asagiri Ri chose to return to the world of Detective Conan and become a rambling mental patient, so he could keep his career on track.
So, your trench coat has eighteen pockets sewn into the lining, each filled with nifty little gadgets. You may have rubbed shoulders with the Black Organization, the police, and detectives, have subtle psychological trauma and a vast fortune from unknown sources, but you're a normal, ordinary, law-abiding citizen?
Yes, says Asagiri Ri.
To make his treatment more effective, Asagiri Ri splits himself into several different personalities.
Personality No. 1: Hayami Kazuna, a perfect maid with a Kanto accent who works at a maid cafe and keeps tripping Conan up.
Personality No. 2: Suzu Sake, whose boss just defected and who has been in the interrogation room for two days. After learning about APTX, he's convinced it has something to do with the evil gods. His paranoid delusions are in full swing.
Personality No. 3: Haruno Yayoi, who is letting loose as part of his treatment. He's been at odds with the Police Academy crew for six months, but unexpectedly turns into a good cop. This evil calico cat keeps tormenting the Police Academy crew.
Personality No. 4: Kono Nozomi, a staunch member of the good guys, a reliable big brother who is always on the front lines of cases, cleaning up the messes left by the other personalities.
Meanwhile, Asagiri Ri himself is itching to get involved in the main story.
"Make a SAN check," says Asagiri Ri.
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4.3 Paused updates because I'm not feeling it
Notes:
1. The Police Academy crew survive in this alternate timeline.
2. Not a strict tabletop RPG campaign, not for lore purists, and the logic gets pretty wild.
3. There may be a lot of original plotlines and characters.
4. I don't know what to write, but since I've put this here, you can't hit me, okay? TT
Theme: Keep moving forward
New book, come on! ୧(´▽`★)୭