If You Stick Your Tentacles on Each Other, You Will Have a Wife
触手贴贴就会有老婆
by Zhibi (陟彼)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 17k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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On the day Lin Yuan lost his job, he was dragged into the deep sea by a tentacle. He thought he was going to die, but the tentacles wrapped him into a cocoon, and when he spit him out, he turned into a half-human, half-tentacled monster. Lin Yuan:? ? ? I thank you whole family. What was even more devastating was that he discovered that he could understand the speech of all deep-sea creatures. The clownfish passing by secretly commented: "The new one has such short tentacles." Lin Yuan looked down at his newly grown tentacles:... A jellyfish floated over to comfort him: "Don't be sad, I was like this at the beginning, just make it as long as possible." Lin Yuan: ... Thank you, but I don't want to grow up. The days went on like this. Lin Yuan opened a psychological consultation room under the sea - after all, he can understand the speech of all living things. It would be a pity that this ability should not be used in a tree hole. Those who visit every day include: Lovelorn Mr. Kaiba ("She thinks my pouch is not big enough") Anxious Miss Lanting ("I always forget where I swam") The flaming squid of social fear ("I light up when I'm nervous, it's so embarrassing") There were all kinds of guests, and Lin Yuan was so busy that he had to deal with the little tentacle monster at home. He picked up the little tentacle monster. It was a small one, covered in milky white, with a light pink halo at the tips of its tentacles. It usually slept huddled next to Lin Yuan's pillow. Occasionally when he woke up, he would poke Lin Yuan's face with the tip of his tentacles, as if to confirm that he was still there. Lin Yuan named him "Tuanzi". Tuanzi can't talk, but he is very clingy. When Lin Yuan was working, it was wrapped around his wrist; when Lin Yuan was sleeping, it was nestled in the crook of his neck; when Lin Yuan was taking a shower, it was peeking out from the crack of the door (it was thrown out by Lin Yuan). Lin Yuan felt that this little thing probably regarded him as his mother. Until one day, a huge tentacle protruded from the crack in the deep sea, blocking out the sky and the sun, and the entire seabed trembled. All the creatures were shivering and huddled in their holes, daring not to come out. Lin Yuan hid behind the rocks holding the dumpling in his arms and asked in a low voice, "What is that?" Tuanzi poked his head out of his arms, looked at the huge tentacle, and then—— It jumped out of Lin Yuan's arms and swam in that direction. Lin Yuan:? ? ? Tuanzi, come back! Then he watched helplessly as the huge tentacle that covered the sky slowly closed in and gently wrapped the dumpling. A smiling voice sounded in Lin Yuan's mind: "Brother, is this the... Human being you are talking about?" Lin Yuan was stunned. Tuanzi struggled out of the pile of tentacles, swam back to Lin Yuan, pointed at Lin Yuan with the tip of his tentacles, and then pointed at the huge tentacle, as if to introduce it. The next second, the huge tentacles shrank and condensed, turning into a young man and landing in front of Lin Yuan. The long silver-white hair shimmered in the dark seabed, and with a careless smile on his face, he came over and looked at him up and down: "My little brother said you combed him, told him stories, and let him sleep with you——" He narrowed his eyes, "Do you know what he is?" Lin Yuan looked down at the little dumpling blinking innocently in his arms, and suddenly felt an ominous premonition. "He is the young master of the abyss," the young man said with a bright smile, "that is, my younger brother." "And I," he pointed at himself, "Yinzhi, Lord of the Abyss, his brother." Lin Yuan:...... So I have been babysitting the Cthulhu cubs these past few months? Tuanzi seemed to feel his emotions and anxiously poked his face with its small tentacles, making a thin sound. Yin Zhi raised his eyebrows and took a step closer: "My little brother said that he likes you and wants to take you home." "As for me, I have been observing you for several months-" He reached out and pinched Lin Yuan's chin, "I know how to comb hair, coax her to sleep, and tell bedtime stories." "Where can I find such a wife?" Lin Yuan:? ? ? Wait a minute, who is your wife? Tuanzi became anxious, swam between the two of them, pushed his brother away with his tentacles, and then entangled Lin Yuan's hand, as if to declare his sovereignty. Yinzhi smiled: "Oh, are you trying to rob me?" He lowered his head and looked at his little brother, "Okay, everyone depends on their ability." Lin Yuan looked at the pair of tentacle brothers in front of him:... Am I attracted by a tentacle cub and its brother at the same time? Intention: Even if we are in the mud, we must live towards the sun