Xianyu Imperial Examination Promotion Story
咸鱼科举升职记
by Zhibi (陟彼)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 168k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Ancient Fantasy
- Anti-Cliché
- Ensemble Cast
- Lighthearted
- Sweet Story
Synopsis
Ji Boxiao, a modern social animal, died suddenly and was bound to the [Official Pension System]. System: "The host's goal is: to fish safely, maintain good health, and live until retirement!" Ji Boxiao: "I understand! Lie down!" However—— He was dressed as a scholar from a poor family in Daning Dynasty who had just died suddenly, and was sitting in the palace examination room. With his wealth of knowledge and social wisdom, he actually got the top spot in the exam? ! System: "Congratulations on joining! Newbie's task: smile at three colleagues today." Ji Boxiao smiled at Liu Shitiao, who asked, "Do you have a toothache?" Smiling at Zhang Yinfu, Zhang Yinfu said, "You were lowered?" Smiling at Qiao Hexiu, Qiao Hexiu said, "What's wrong with you?" Ji Boxiao: "... Whoever likes to do this crappy task can do it!" From then on, Ji Boxiao started his "salted fish career" in the Daning Dynasty: Catching fish at work—organizing bookshelves in the Hanlin Academy, he classified books according to "Looks like he wants to sleep" and "Looks like he wants to sleep more"; Cooking after get off work - researching with Zhang Yinfu and Qiao Hexiu which antique soup restaurant in Beijing has the best taste, and listening to Zhang Yinfu's bragging by the way; Daily complaints - the system gossips on its sleeves "He Lianzhuo smiled at Zhang Yinfu three times today", Ji Boxiao: "Are you the system or the paparazzi?" As for the young and handsome emperor Ning Xiyin—— Ji Boxiao discovered that this man always "happened" to appear opposite the shop where he ate antique soup when he left the palace in disguise, biting candy and drawing rabbit ears with an expressionless face. Ji Boxiao complained crazily in her heart: "Is this person addicted to sugar paintings? Is this why he leaves the palace every day?" What he didn't know was that there was a special secret on the desk of Ning Xiyin's imperial study room, which recorded: "At three o'clock in the morning, Ji Xiuzhuan entered the Hanlin Academy. His steps were three breaths slower than yesterday. He was suspected of being sleepy." "At 2:00 p. M., Ji Xiuzhan went to Dongshi Antique Soup Shop with Master Zhang and Qiao Xiuzuan. He ate half a bowl more than yesterday, and he seemed to be in a good mood." "At the hour of Xu, Ji Xiuzhuan returned home. He stopped three times on the way, twice to watch roadside sideshows, and once to buy sugar and roasted chestnuts." Ning Xiyin read the secret fold, raised the corners of her lips slightly, and wrote four words on the fold: "Keep watching." Later, Prince Helianzhuo of Xiyan came and asked Zhang Yinfu by name to take him to eat mutton; His Highness Prince Ning came to the Hanlin Academy every day to hide from Chu Hanyuan, and by the way, he gave Ji Boxiao snacks (too sweet); Dr. Xie Yunlan, Bingshan of the Imperial College, actually started annotating Qiao Hexiu's love letter (correcting grammatical errors). Ji Boxiao looked at the group of people around him and fell into deep thought: "I just want to retire and fish, but why are there so many abnormal humans around me??" "And that emperor, can you stop showing up when I'm eating bone soup?? I'm very stressed!!!" This is a story about a time-traveling salted fish who wanted to live in peace and retire, but was secretly observed by the sinister emperor, madly complained about by the gossip system, and forcibly "kidnapped" by his abnormal colleagues to become a pillar of the imperial court. Also known as: · "About the fact that I wanted to fish but was inexplicably targeted by the emperor" · "The whole capital has installed a system in my sleeve" · "Your Majesty always runs into me while eating candy and drawing pictures" · "My colleagues don't seem to be normal" · "I just want to retire, why is it so difficult" Reading guide: 1. The core fun point: The social animal who travels through time just wants to fish and retire, but is secretly poked and targeted by the evil emperor. He is full of complaints throughout the whole process. The main theme is a happy counter-routine of "I just want to lie down, you don't mess with me". 2. Eating posture: It is suitable for reading in spare time. It is light, funny, heartwarming and effortless. It focuses on relieving stress and healing. The emotional line is slow to heat up, and the attack is "secretly poking and observing the crazy party". There is little interaction in the early stage but the details are sweet, and it will be straight forward in the later stage. The group portraits are vivid, and each colleague has his own "abnormality". Watching them cheat each other is more fun than watching the main plot. Intention: Cherish life, combine work with rest, and love yourself well while giving.